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I hesitate to categorize what it is that’s being done, but it feels like it’s what’s being offered at a tailgate that nobody wants to try because it doesn’t look quite right.

If home plate was 12:30 from where Oscar was, I’d say the sun was at like 2:30, 3:00

Sloan Park Saturday. I was in the bleachers behind him, under the roof. Came out from under to check if the sun was in his eyes. No, it wasn’t

If a tree falls in the forest……

Looks like a tradeable asset.

Can’t thank the governor enough for treating Jerry like dirt last year

It’s funny, I was at Saturday’s game, and even Cubs fans were offended at my Sox negativity 🤣😉 This must mean something.

You say that like it’s not the Sox fault for how people react to them

Nothing to lose, and nothing but upside. Going for the top pick in 2026.

I’m all in on the #1 pick in 2026. God dang lottery though.

We need an outfielder. So he’s perfect

I know for an indisputable fact Chicago teams care about message boards. To the point that moderators of one team message board receive team swag deliveries directly from the team.

Speaking of Moncada having a resurgence, or, some kind of ‘surgence. If he does, that’s highly unlikely to be a coincidence. It’s gonna be confirmation of a malingerer.

seems about normal truth telling for anyone that cares about writing to describe the actual product. The only thing weird would be to be an apologist for the Reinsdorf record.

There’s zero reason to speculate along those lines

Baseball?

Yes it’s warm there for his touchy soft tissues. Should work. Washington is the secret sauce too.

“Probably not” is not a mathematical singularity. Although the physical denseness of a White Sox roster is in essence, an infinitely dense object approaching a physics singularity. But this publication has gone beyond and proven an actual singularity in both senses. This is impressive.

You’re not even saying there’s a chance?

Or if we had a barely acceptable scouting department and acquisitions program before the MLB roster purge. But then again, if we had that, we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place. Kind of sad commentary that we aren’t even higher after all this.

Then the word has no meaning.

Jerry is a loser. We don’t need special reasons to hate him other than the fact that he is a lousy, dirty, yella, filthy animal loser.

There’s so much JR content to choose from. No need to be provincial