Chick Mercedes

Sign me up before they go the Thome route. Thome would be a stereotypical White Sox selection of old.

Somehow forgetting Gasparino.

He seems like he has enough bandwidth to be able to handle the challenge without being hurt by the jump

Going into this game

“BASEBALL”

W/L in exhibition games are virtually unrelated to team quality. Just tell us how individual players are doing. There’s probably no reason to even keep score other than for pitching evaluation

If they’re considering Thome an outfielder, Ok. But drafting a left fielder on purpose in the second round. Eh.

That cool tempo seems familiar

Oh no he di-int

I have no idea how his other ABs have gone, but he’s clearly hunting the first pitch if he can based on a couple highlights.

🤔

Here’s the real problem. Roch looks like someone on my softball team. Maybe a couple of em.

We’re gonna get something crazy in the second round too

TrollGPT?

Holy slugging percentage. Here’s Lebron anyway

Well, it was fun while it lasted 🥹

Our drafting process is why I don’t mind so much if our GM doesn’t know much about players he’s trading for

See that. The Sox weren’t saying no to a Bidet. The Yankees, they’re not lowering themselves

I’m going to predict 78 wins while I have a few beers in me. Why not. Done being down on team. Everyone is having a career year like the Mercedes era, but Tony’s not around to traumatize anyone

Make it interesting Lebron. Make it interesting.

It doesn’t appear a relative setback year is incoming

He can’t behaving Justin LeBron getting all draft puffy. Baang.