WhiteSox2023

Hawk would have loved calling that Acuma blooper.

Right shin contusion for Colson. He’s day-to-day.

Yuck.

20 homers with a mediocre overall line (~.730 OPS) and an awful glove isn’t all that productive. Definitely not for $15 million a year.

Merkin’s is much better…

Meh, not so sure I’d agree. This offensive output with an awful glove isn’t what I would consider productive. .242 .303 .427 .730

Hasn’t Benintendi typically had strong second halves after putrid first halves? Maybe that’s just his thing.

Easy. Lefty Weathers started the game for the Yankees.

Just like Reese! *****rimshot*****

It is, lol. Jacob Gonzalez is #26.

No subtlety there, Ronnie.

I’m sure he has plenty of practice. He probably googled edging since the first incident.

The old spiked throw. 🤣 Not seen frequently since Jacquestrap Jones was picking dandelions in the Cubs outfield.

The pickings are slim and the Sox are apparently not fans of Lee’s game.

Reese McGuire is still a free agent. Maybe he’ll be better the second time around?

Don’t you usually hear/feel the pop? Not sure we would see it on TV but I’m sure Teel himself already knows one way or the other.

Nah, the comparisons will be made until Thome/Prosek either boom or bust.

More hilarious is my older son now listening to the music I did which was around well before he was even born — Alice In Chains, Metallica, basically any 90’s Alternative, Rock, or Metal music.

I watched one episode of The Hawk with Will Ferrell and it was absolutely awful. Had to be one of the most unfunny shows of all time. The Tom Hanks WWII documentary is really good.

I just checked the urethra. Maybe I should check the colon next?

I don’t see any good pitchers in there…

Meidroth says up yours.

Yep, AI slop is often wrong and you will see it associate a sourced story with the incorrect team.

You can cheer for fan favorite PCA regardless.