WhiteSox2023

Bullpen is meat.

Except for Getz and his 2023 and 2024 scouting reports. The Mets front office were all sporting wood as Getz accepted that trade.

.396 would be a great OBP. Too bad it’s his OPS.

Acuna first pitch pop out. 0-3.

I heard Jerry offered his parking lots as a location for organized protests. He is even allowing tailgating on non-game days. However, protestors will each have to pay for a parking spot.

Expecting Sims to pitch more than a scoreless inning was a bit of a STRETCH. He’s not really good.

That’s putrid.

Thought that ball was crushed.

Connor McKnight serving up the meat to the boys.

Vargas seems to go on hot streaks and then even longer cold streaks. No consistency at the plate.

Even clueless Schriffen called it out.

That was embarrassing, haha.

Hill and Murray starting in your outfield. There are definitely a few AAA lineups with better starting outfields right now.

The look on Garfien’s face is the funniest thing about that picture.

It’s a game again, boys and girls!

30th in AVG, OBP, SLG, OPS, Hits, RBIs, and Runs. More rare and impressive than a Triple Crown Award.

Took only 3 offseasons to build this lineup.

Yikes.

Acuna is proof that Getz can’t identify talent for s%*#.

Don’t mess with the all bunting offense.

Much better 2nd inning. I thought Schultz’s dad was yelling for a beer, Schriffen. I could be wrong though.

The Sox set up a ticket ordering portal just for Schultz’s 500 or so family and friends. That’s a lot of parking fees for Jerry.

No worries. The Sox terrible hitters helped him out of the inning.

The Sox front office thinks Jordan Rich has a high ceiling according to Stone Pony. I won’t hold my breath…