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And having Acuna and Nishida on the same roster is super redundant regardless of handedness.

Golden sombrero for him. Good for a .673 OPS and that’s without seeing what his defense pulls his WAR down to.

I heard the Nazi’s got rid of that beer because it was too gay. 🤣

This is yucky. Nice fastball and nasty slider.

There are characters in that show other than Sydney Sweeney? Never noticed…

I couldn’t find one with the content I actually want.

Is Richards: a.) a natural blonde? b.) bleached blonde? c.) prematurely gray?

No shot. Banda looked like prime Matt Thornton there.

That was nastay.

I think I saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan at the game…

Finally.

The Nintendo Wii skin flute.

Can I still be a wiener if I am not worried about the upcoming schedule?

I initially thought the little Nintendo Wii sound effect was cute, but now it’s just fucking annoying.

Schriffen says it’s a beautiful night as the camera man shows four smokeshows in the crowd. Broadcast is improving…

Would be nice. Nishida is not a major leaguer, even with his two overblown throw outs at home for “deep RF”. 🤣

Watch it surprise and score a ton of runs because… baseball.

I’m actually both a fascist and a closet Cubs fan. We go hand-in-hand.

Don’t forget @KYjellyWetButt23.

Would it be much of a difference if Roch played 3B with Montgomery staying at SS, assuming Colson’s back holds up? For all we know, Vargas could be playing 1B by then if Murakami doesn’t re-sign.

“Nah, I'mma Do My Own Thing” You’re posting fake Internet tough guy stuff on a public message board. Keep that in mind.

Where can I buy a sweet helmet like that?

Yes, they just need to slam some of Frank’s special sauce…

Perhaps, but he is basically a savior to the outfield considering how badly Acuna busted.