WhiteSox2023

He was safe lol.

Yes, one of our primary outfielders thus far was a Savannah Banana. Getz watched some of his scouting tape for the Bananas and was super impressed by his skills.

That was my guess. Oh the irony of ditching Benetti for Schriffen due to his other work obligations when our other announcer won’t even travel to Florida for the second series of the season.

Is he sick or did he just not want to fly to Florida?

About as wholesome as Jerry living to 110.

Carlson is 19 years old. He’s not pushing anyone right now. For all we know, he could be moved to CF at some point if Acuna is a bust. I get the Cholowsky argument to some extent but he still needs to be drafted and get some MILB at bats first.

So Peters is Venable’s starting CF against righties? Moving Colson off of SS to play Acuna there? A weak roster provided by a weak GM with Venable making lineup decisions like Grifol. Apparently not much has changed.

Especially for a guy who has barely hit in the minors and has shown very little power.

Berto! And he nailed it. Rinse and repeat his call for every season since 2023.

Because it looks like business as usual for the Sox so far.

Are those teams also trying to avoid a fourth straight 100+ loss season?

Dick was down yesterday. He didn’t have his Nugenix yet.

It’s a backup catcher so defense is the priority. I believe it was hinted at that the Sox preferred McGuire’s defensive game over Lee’s. Venable was Boston’s bench coach when the White Sox traded McGuire to the Red Sox in 2022. But I seem to remember Lee having a good throwing arm so that may have helped against the 7 stolen base game.

WE said “#13 in the game” so I assume he was talking about the entire MLB.

13 out of 30 is special? Wouldn’t that be closer to middle of the road?

Toyotas… hah, real men drive Jeeps.

That’s nuts.

Chourio is out as well and they traded away Freddy Peralta in the offseason. They aren’t the best team in the NL no matter how many times WE says it as he is trying to make excuses for the Sox.

Throwback to Carlos Zambrano’s infamous quote.

The Sox need someone to make excuses for them. We already know that Jerry doesn’t care.

Three players does not make a good team. On they whole, we stinks.

I fell asleep on my couch and woke up for the 8th inning. 🤮

Because they faced a minor league team to start their season.

8th inning bullpen woes and utter collapses are nothing new to this team.

Yeah, looking pretty bad now. They still stink.