WhiteSox2023

.225 / .697 💩

Would be funny to see a hug watch soon with Robert.

Abel just went to the Twins with Tait for Duran.

Abel.

This will be the return we should’ve received for Robert if he didn’t turn into 💩.

Don’t worry about what Bartolo’s bunghole is saying. He’s the fakest insider of all time.

LOL.

Okay now pinch run for him. This dude pulls things jogging to first base.

Instead, they started the truly injury-prone guy and he already had to make an awkward catch in CF in the first inning on wet grass.

The juice still wouldn’t be worth the squeeze.

I still can’t believe the story is real. 🤣

Venable not changing the lineup and Getz also not telling Venable to change the lineup considering the conditions is absolute clown shoes management from both of them.

Best two destinations I guess. Will be sad when we don’t get Crawford when he could’ve been a realistic return if Robert didn’t s%*# the bed.

The Great New Lenox Grudge.

Any reason why? I realize he isn’t getting any younger and will be turning 25 soon but his MiLB numbers aren’t bad. If he’s a lefty bat with some pop and can actually stick at CF, why is he such a bad get?

But maybe the Sox wise up and keep him out of the lineup this time, being so close to the deadline.

Robert + Wilson? Come get it…

Hopefully it is postponed. A good excuse for Robert to not see the field until after the deadline.

Completely different situation though. The Sox had just given up their first round pick in Madrigal and a good setup man in Heuer for Kimbrel. They also thought they were still in their competitive window but already had Hendriks for the closer spot. Kimbrel was a bust so they tried to recoup some value by swapping him for a position of need — a starting RF in Pollock. It’s not like the Sox thought they would be terrible in 2022 and picked up Kimbrel’s option to trade him for prospects.

Two guys retired actually. And hopefully Bergolla finds some power at some point. I’m just not seeing how these moves are leading to the next WS for this team.

I think the last step in everything that Chili’s prepares is for the cook to take a salt shaker, unscrew the cap, and dump it on your food. Most of their s%*# is way too damn salty.

So is that Twitter account run by someone that works as a manager at the New Lenox Chili’s?

I wanted Hays. I’m glad that Slater returned what he did but it’s clear that Hays would have returned more. If the Sox can’t even sign an outfielder like Hays coming back from a terrible season to a 1-year, $5 million dollar deal, what are we doing here? Also, take a look at the trade returns from last year. Two of the guys in the return are already retired. Getting your jollies off on these mediocre returns is most likely folly anyways, but you do you.

The problem with strict platoons is that players aren’t robots. There’s injuries, days off, randomness of pitching matchups, etc. It’s great that Slater can hit LHP well but he had almost as many plate appearances against RHP (54) as LHP (69) for the Sox.