WhiteSox2023

Age is just a number. All you need is a BlueChew these days.

Lukkake requires multiple partners.

It’s surprising how Fedde and Kay have lasted this long in the rotation considering they always seem to be a pitch away from a blowout. I think they will need to replace both soon enough.

At least the Guardians are losing to the Phillies.

Shame to see. Cubs fans already knew their pitching was cooked and now their offense is struggling big time.

Kelenic better enjoy his time in the majors.

Bacon is definitely going to no show Schriffen’s canoe date tomorrow.

His only tool seems to be speed. He’s bad at everything else.

He’s just a tool, period.

What a lazy ass.

Not enough to drop two pop flies.

He’ll get killed in the majors.

Fedde’s line is hilarious. 10 hits and 2 walks in 3.1 innings. Time to retire.

It’s weird. I was wondering the same thing. Brother Rice HS just had their graduation in their gym.

Fedde getting hung out to dry.

Kay and Fedde, both brutal to watch pitch. At least Fedde was cheap.

Kelenic, you are a moron.

Yeah, he needs to go. Was worth a shot but didn’t work out.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026/05/21/letters-052126-pete-crow-armstrong/ “I watched and read about Cubs player Pete Crow-Armstrong’s verbal exchange with a White Sox fan. Crow-Armstrong has been criticized for his choice of words, but the fan should be interviewed by the press as well. And the White Sox should consider banning her from future games. Not necessarily forever. The Cubs were guests of the White Sox. That’s not how you treat your guests. If Crow-Armstrong’s response seemed out of place, then we should know what provoked him. The White Sox owe Crow-Armstrong an apology. The fan should get as much embarrassing attention as he has. — Larry Craig, Wilmette“

Thread title update. 🤣

Yep…

Sox gonna murder this poor dude.