WhiteSox2023

Pretty sure Chuck Garfien is in love with Jake Burger.

I don’t think it mattered if anyone wanted him to or not. It almost seemed inevitable the way that inning was going and the fact that the Sox intentionally walked the previous batter to face Burger.

Bad spikes for the entire season.

I’ve never seen more hilarious excuses for Getz and terrible Sox players.

The best part was that the Sox intentionally walked the batter before Burger to face him.

He was all jacked up about Pham catching it and then he realized he dropped it. Was just hilarious how he announced it from all excited to dejected in a matter of seconds.

LOL, excuses. His awful ass needs to be moved, anywhere but the Sox.

And the Burger haters have been officially silenced.

Defense and relief. Getz is da man.

If you didn’t hear that call by Schriffen, you missed out. I’m still laughing.

LOL, the Sox are an embarrassment to routine defensive plays.

A “YEAHHH, BUDDYYY!!!” strkeout call. Yikes.

You know JR already has Eloy’s $3 million dollar buyout counted out and ready on his office desk.

It’s a weird situation. The Sox know he’s reaching a max output in which he may decline for this year. But so do other teams. So why would other teams pay the Sox expected price for how he has pitched so far this season? The Sox will want full boat, regardless of the expected performance decline for this season due to a potential innings limit. I could totally see Crochet not being moved due to this strange conundrum.

Chicago GMs are the worst GMs. All of them. Trading all these guys too late for a worse return. What a loser.

Eh, I remember people saying this about the Orioles and Cease. Then, the Orioles got Burnes at a much cheaper price than what people expected from them for Cease and Cease was dealt for a #85 MLB prospect. I hope the return is high for Crochet but teams just don’t seem to give up their top prospects very much any more.

Getz did spend money on some relievers. He just managed to pick all the wrong ones, just like Hahn used to. Because both are bad GMs.

Would make this trade yesterday, and it’s actually salaries that the Orioles can even afford to take on. I wonder if Elias won’t even give up those two prospects?

Dominguez is a couple years younger. I bet they would be willing to trade Jones before Dominguez. I would also rather have Dominguez, but I don’t see the Yankees moving him.

Those aren’t fountains, they are extra large bidets for public use. ?

And he’s hitting better than most of our lineup, albeit in a small sample size.

Elko is likely just a career minor leaguer. He’ll turn 26 in the offseason and he strikes out at a 30%+ rate.

His Wikipedia page says this: ”Torborg has Parkinson's disease and no longer signs autographs.” Terrible if true. My uncle passed away recently after Parkinson’s took away his will to live, but it was advanced by that point.

Maybe. The walks are scary ugly but these splits show he may have a role.