santo=dorf

Typical overrated Twins baseball. Gomez and Punto steal three bases off of Dotel and Miller, but they didn't get anythign out of it after Dotel walked the bases loaded. Pujols is amazing.

Where's our Liriano?

Milton Bradley on opening night, I think.

He would if it weren't for MLB's ridiculous blackout rules.

Chose Adventureland over Observe and Report yesterday, and boy was that a waste. The movie had a few chuckles but it was really sappy and the lead's Michael Cera imitation wore out its welcome very early into the movie.

Why is it murder charges and not vehicular manslaughter? Doesn't murder involve the planning of killing someone? I do't think this guy went out and said "I'm going to go kill three people tonight," Or as he was blowing through the red light he decided he wanted to kill them. How fast was he going and how was he able to survive?

That's right, I found it in the 2007 catch-all threads. There were some other gems in there too like how Rich Hill is "easily" worth Brian Roberts and a prospect.

He's less than 2 years younger than Konerko.

Will the wake be held in the funeral home's basement?

I've been meaning to start a former Sox thread in the diamond club. Maybe this can be it.

This is funny considering it's coming from a guy who thinks Aaron Harang should be in the Cy Young talks.

Lift and pull

Ranger is a Cardinals fan who is a White Sox excuse maker. He had the same act way into the immortal 2007 season, like the 3rd week in September. Roan is a Cubs fan but does a lot of coverage on the Sox for WGN. Rich King is the other WGN sports anchor and he is a Sox fan.

I turned on the radio just on time to hear the crowd boo Wise out of Chicago after bunting up a popup. Oh, but Brian Anderson will get his chance on the 7th game of the season, against Liriano, while Wise continues to embarras himself.

This has always bothered me. Tony Gwynn, Wade Boggs and Pete Rose get remembered for being hitters with their BA's. Frank Thomas will be remembered as a slugger and an on base machine. Who cares about batting average? It also grinds my gears how a fair amount of Sox fans, who can remember, rip on John Kruk retiring just to keep his BA at .300. Why is that different for Frank? Personally I'd rather see him get to 600 home runs if it meant his career BA would drop to .275-/280 (that would take a lot.)

Jeff Nelson and JT Snow say otherwise.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/month_of_shootings_glance Some of these I don't recall hearing about. What about that priest and gunman that were shot to death in an Illinois church?

The stats show kids who grow up without fathers tend to be scum of society a lot more often than those who did have a father in the household. Plus it was at a very young age. I think Jenks started hating his parents in late high school. Carl's parents didn't exist because they weren't in the Bible.

Neither Jenks or Everett had their fathers convicted of murder when they were children.

Good one! BASTARD FROM A BASKET.

I'd also like to be able to get a seat when going to Sox games. It doesn't help that Elijah gets tickets for his 5 baby mommas and his 12 bastard kids. Scummy piece of s***.

That's because he went to the one place where his presence would not substanially increase the metro crime rate.

No, just keep this 1 thread and watch it grow exponentially.

Only because of his looks I bet.

Let's just ban ammunition so people wont have to worry about losing their precious guns. I'm sure gun collectors wouldn't care less if the government went this route. The second ammendment just talks about firearms, correct?