juddling

frisbee

normally in the a.m. it's one and done. However, I sweat easily so if i've been working and my hair is all sticky and sweaty then it's at least a two.

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney's decision to perform in Tel Aviv has made him the target of a terror attack following a threat made against the singer by extremist Islamic leader Omar Bakri. Bakri's threat was made in a weekly Internet broadcast from Lebanon, where he has lived in exile since being banned from returning to Britain. The 48-year-old Syrian national questioned the Holocaust's authenticity, and asked how McCartney could participate in the celebration of the independence of the Jewish state. "Instead of supporting the people of Palestine in their suffering, McCartney is celebrating the atrocities of the occupiers. The one who is under occupation is supposed to be getting the help," Bakri said. "Our enemy's friend is our enemy," the Muslim leader told the Sunday Express. "Thus Paul McCartney is the enemy of every Muslim. We have what we call 'sacrifice' operatives who will not stand by while he joins in a celebration of their oppression. If he values his life Mr. McCartney must not come to Israel. He will not be safe there. The sacrifice operatives will be waiting for him." McCartney, who was apparently shocked by the threat, was determined to perform in Israel and refused to cancel his show. His spokesman responded by saying that McCartney intended to come with a "message of peace". On Saturday, McCartney said he was approached by several political groups who asked him to cancel the trip, but he declined. Tough words to say to someone that was once bigger than Jesus!!!!!!!!

Twin Peaks

QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 11:12 PM) no-hitters. Houston

QUOTE (scenario @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 07:47 PM) Here's a good reason not to pass out at a baseball game Hilarious 9-minute video of fans at Shea Stadium stacking beer cups on the head of a drunk passed out guy. Sad to be drunk and passed out by only the 4th inning in a game that your team is winning...... ....drunk, asleep and a Mets fan is no way to go through life son!!!!!!

bottle

The only way you should see the words 'Lindsay Lohan' and 'big supporter' in the same sentence is if you're talking about her bra!!!!!!

rubber duckie

QUOTE (Texsox @ Sep 15, 2008 -> 02:37 PM) Forbert ForErnie?????

Not sure why i found this funny but hre it is....a glitch in NCAA Football '08 involving everyone favorite college coach Charlie Weis Glitch

QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 14, 2008 -> 04:18 PM) Depp Sparrow

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department says an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday. The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said. McCranie said using the Taser was the only way to subdue the man without having to hurt him. The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Gee...I'm kind of disappointed...by the thread titile I thought this would involve John Kitna!!!???

The trailer for the new Bond flick looks every bit as good as the last one...... Bond.....James Bond

QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ Sep 11, 2008 -> 12:56 AM) Jenny McCarthy... I met Jenny a couple of times while we were at SIU together back in the late 80's. She went out with a friend of mine a couple of times. Kind of like her MTV personality, she thought she was funnier than she actually was.

considering it is on Fox....i expect it to be cancelled in two weeks because of percieved 'low' ratings. Boy...i hope I'm wrong on this one but Fox has a history of quickly canceling shows i really like.

Ric Flair's daughter is making the news.....for getting arrested and tased...... Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little while ago..we had a thread about hitting a girl and when it was justified...I guess in India it's justified after being told to F*ck off and slapped on a reality game show. Personally..i think she asked for it but I'm not sure what they were saying. Indian reality

Not sure where to put this..but is Soxtalk not doing NFL weekly picks this year?? i was trying to look for it but didn't see anything anywhere???? i guess noone wanted to set it up this year

QUOTE (Alpha Dog @ Sep 8, 2008 -> 01:00 PM) And I feel most sorry for that poor teenaged father. Boy. One minute, he’s just a teenaged lad in Alaska having joyful, unprotected sex. And the next minute: Get to the Republican convention. I think that is the best safe sex message of all time. Use a condom or become Republican! …That boy will spend the rest of his life masturbating while wearing a condom." In my best Larry the Cable Guy voice--"I don't care who you are....that's funny"

Bacon vodka.....nice!!!!!!!! Bacon!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 01:23 PM) That, and of course The Office. I told myself I wouldn't give Kath & Kim a shot, then I saw an extended scene where Selma Blaire and her boyfriend on the show are absolutely hilarious... so it MIGHT be another in the long line of entertaining Thursday night comedies for NBC. Selma Blair is hot. It's ending it's summer run tonight i think but has anyone else but me been watching Swingtown on CBS. I've found it a very entertaining show so far..just wondering if I was the only one???

Going from young boys to Pam???? Even with her Hep C i still think that qualifies as an upgrade....lol

It seems that Palin's boy is off to Iraq....... Palin to Iraq