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WHERE WAS THE RALLY SEIZURE?

QUOTE(ViperPilot @ Jul 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Dude....you need to unscrew yourself out of the ceiling.....I've done nothing more than try to give respectful perspective from a Tigers fan....you should see the trash talking a few white sox fans were giving in our forum last night...... I enjoyed your insight when your team was losing

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Jul 19, 2006 -> 07:02 PM) They call it "peripherals." Low WHIP, high K/9, High K/BB, but it doesn't do you anygood if you give up those 5 hits in one inning. He also throws a lot of innings too. This is reminding me of one of Jon Garland's 2004 or 2003 halves where he looked good for awhile, and then imploded in one inning. Some Sox fan you are. not all sarcasm goes in green

QUOTE(ViperPilot @ Jul 19, 2006 -> 07:03 PM) Realize, guys you are facing our best pitcher right now....except for his last start vs KC, he's been lights out for about 2 months.....he'll start game 1 in the playoffs should we get there...... you realize you're in our game thread and we all want to shoot Javier Vazquez right now? hell, you're closer, maybe you can do us a favor?

I've really been looking forward to losing this game all day. I hope Javy gives up some more runs.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 19, 2006 -> 06:56 PM) that was his curveball. His slider is the pitch he has been throwing well with 2 strikes. well, whatever. he's such an awesome pitcher it makes me happy.

can we DFA Javy? Seriously?

you can only hang a slider 4 or 5 times before that happens

and boom goes the dynamite

uh-oh

QUOTE(Jordan4life_2006 @ Jul 19, 2006 -> 04:23 PM) Not really. There's a boatload of NL teams that are interested. He would dominate in the NL. or at least that's what we'll tell them

It's really funny how hilariously tongue-in-cheek/formulaic this type of thread has become. Marky-mark will be fine. He always is!

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Jul 18, 2006 -> 08:58 PM) He was no worse during that stretch than Vasquez, Garcia, and Buehrle have been for an extended period of time now, yet got 10 times more s***. Vasquez, Garcia, and Buehrle are s***. Garland is exactly 1/10.1 of that.

We're one big suckfest right now. Keep it up and we'll be out of the wildcard running and maybe into third place.

we're deadmeat at this point. Good luck in the playoffs, guys.

Marky-mark just needs to go slide on a tarp to get himself going again.

there goes the nice wild card cushion. Put in Politte!

I'm glad we only play the Tribe 7 more times since for whatever reason we haven't faired well against them this season. I think we're 5-7 against them.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 10:34 PM) Isn't Alan Grant the same guy who called Ricky Williams a "breathe of fresh air" and wrote about 20 articles calling Notre Dame racist for firing Ty Willingham? You are correct, sir.

If we lose 12 games or less, I will repeat Baxter's feat that didn't even anger Ron Burgundy, but in fact impressed him.

QUOTE(Felix @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 09:15 AM) http://www.philaphans.com/forums/showthrea...?threadid=43004 That thread is hilarious by the way. The Myers for McCarthy and Josh Fields proposal there is the ultimate in "We can totally pawn our old junky vet off for a team's best prospects!"

who's playing first?

I'd give it to Young for the big hit... MVP That is.

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! that's all star defense

just missed it!