southsideirish71

The Voodoo doll is real.

Harrison's hit looks like something you would see in the second game of a freshman B team doubleheader.

I love Yaz pimping his home run. You have been garbage all year, yet you pimp that dong because you have done it so much. Get out of here.

Joe Kelly is out due to lightheadedness? These fuckers are soft.

Dear Robert, that big leathery thing on your left hand. Use that to block the sun. Don't just stare into it. Your glasses are not enough to block it.

Grandpa Tonys guy once again. JR, I want another reliever. Can I get the broke one, he should be cheaper.

This is my prediction. They will chalk this up to bad luck and health. " If we are healthy, we are a match for anyone. Let's get one more spin at the roulette machine next year with Grandpa and his merry band of goofs and let's go for it again. "

Kyle Lohse and Blackburn said the same thing when they were members of the twins.

The problem is with the owner. If he fires Rick, which is a stretch, he will replace him with another internal "white sox" guy. So what, Getz? Major league organizations don't work this way.

He should start every game at SS unless he falls apart. We already know what to get out of Leury. Nothing. Play Sosa at SS and Harrison at 2b and stop resting our 24 year old players Vaughn and Robert.

I would tell you it pales in comparison to what happens to the picture of Leury when TLR gets a few Cialis and a 6 pack in him.

The hitting coach would like a word with you rook.

And if he is 4-4, he should sit because the manager has dreamy eyes for Leury, and he can learn how to play without talent at the MLB level.

Do you think that Tony cares about that? His HoF eyes glisten with moisture as he sees the reincarnation of David Eckstein out there. Just a bundle of energy, giving it his all. Now results, fuck, they don't matter. He knows more than all of us. Sosa could go 4-4 with four home runs, and he will be back on the bench for Leury.

Of course, bench the guy who hit the homer and make sure the guy who cant hit is in the lineup. Corpsemanagers sweetheart keeps getting ABs.

Only the corpse manager would take out the one guy who hit a dong and ensure he keeps his sweetheart in at SS. God this team is stupid.

If Leury is playing SS in game two then this season is over. That corpse walking around is going to start him at SS until the keys are taken away.

Acquiring fat pitchers that are plus 30 has always worked well here. They age like fine wine.

They are going to double down on what they have. If they fire Hahn, expect TLR to get that power plus his managerial duties.

Well thats game.

^^This right here is nightmare fuel. But probably the reality of the situation. TLR will be back because his ego won't let him go out like this. He and JR will chalk this up to injuries and just bad luck. Everyone but the hitting coach will be back next year for another ride of the Titantic surprise ending.

https://www.teamrankings.com/mlb/stat/extra-base-hit-pct 27th out of 30 teams.

So if Robert is all healed why the fuck is he not in the lineup tonight?