southsideirish71

Drunky needs another fan to yell instructions to him or he is lost.

Catch the fucking ball Moncada

Catch the fucking ball Josh

A 50 billion dollar bullpen and Ruiz is first guy out. Great work.

One team has decided to use OFers in the OF, the other thinks its MLB the Show on Rookie setting with DH/1B types

Jose Ruiz up because the corpse managing probably heard a fan yell Ruiz.

He should. Catch the fucking ball. It's not a terribly difficult thing.

Same man has 1st basemen playing RF, a Catcher playing 1st to keep his "checks notes" bat in the lineup at least once a week, and that chaos angel out in LF. It's a beer league defense.

Most HS OFers catch that. Hell 70% of the Frosh team OFers catch that.

Colas has played in a pro league before. Bringing him up makes sense.

It simple. You rotate Abreu and Vaughn between first and DH. If it hurts Abreu's wittle feewings then tell him to get over it. If Frank Thomas can DH so can Abreu.

Trading cost-controlled players because the manager is a goof is a recipe for amazing success with a JR team.

This is weird. I changed the settings to the rookie, and still, my 7 DH lineup isn't fast. Just weird.

Well, that's because our talent evaluators kind of suck at evaluating our talent.

It also helps when your catcher is a DH who is just wearing the funny outfit so he can go up and hit 3 times a game.

LOL, the difference between any catcher and Grandal throwing. LMAO

The Voodoo doll is real.

Harrison's hit looks like something you would see in the second game of a freshman B team doubleheader.

I love Yaz pimping his home run. You have been garbage all year, yet you pimp that dong because you have done it so much. Get out of here.

Joe Kelly is out due to lightheadedness? These fuckers are soft.

Dear Robert, that big leathery thing on your left hand. Use that to block the sun. Don't just stare into it. Your glasses are not enough to block it.

Grandpa Tonys guy once again. JR, I want another reliever. Can I get the broke one, he should be cheaper.

This is my prediction. They will chalk this up to bad luck and health. " If we are healthy, we are a match for anyone. Let's get one more spin at the roulette machine next year with Grandpa and his merry band of goofs and let's go for it again. "

Kyle Lohse and Blackburn said the same thing when they were members of the twins.