Leonard Zelig

That is not what he said.

Well, first, you cut a hole in a box......

QUOTE(TheKillerB's @ Dec 14, 2007 -> 10:30 PM) So let me get this straight, instead of having the lineup of SS Orlando Cabrera CF Torii Hunter 3B Miguel Cabrera DH Jim Thome 1B Paul Konerko RF Jermaine Dye C AJ Pierzynski LF Carlos Quentin 2B Danny Richar We're stuck with CF Jerry Owens SS Orlando Cabrera DH Jim Thome 1B Paul Konerko RF Jermaine Dye C AJ Pierzynski 3B Josh Fields LF Carlos Quentin 2B Danny Richar And people are still saying that Kenny Williams deserves to keep his job? Yeah, winter just flew by didn't it?

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Dec 14, 2007 -> 06:09 PM) Aside from 1b, where does that squad have room to insert a bat? Konerko for Chris Young + ???

Link could somebody fix my typos?

QUOTE(elrockinMT @ Dec 13, 2007 -> 04:57 PM) Rowand, characterized by the SF Giants as having the warrior mentality, signs for five yeasr with SF. This really hurts. Coco Crisp, who is danger of losing his starting job in Boston to a rookie, is KW's first choice as CF for the Chisox? If so I am simply amazed at how cheap we really are. I am tired of hearing from team managemetn how we are prpered to spend whatever it takes to win. We haven't paid anything out and are concentrating on castoffs. Aaron Rowand should have been signed to play for the Sox. We missed out on some excellent players this off season. But we still have a plan!!!!!! Right! What are you talking about?

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Dec 12, 2007 -> 03:01 PM) Actually that just saved us from a Kenny overpay. 5 years for Rowand for that money is not a good investment. Now this will break the hearts of the "Lets get the band back together" club. Have the terms been announced?

One thing you should have done by now if you haven't already is read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Well this should liven things up around here.

Don't get drunk and come home with a wife. I can't tell you how many times that's happened to me.

Shingo couldn't throw strikes with his slow stuff and hitters were just teeing off on his "fastball".

QUOTE(iamshack @ Dec 4, 2007 -> 05:43 PM) Excuse some of us for believing the report when we had been linked to him all along, and the guys writes that a White Sox source admitted we had an announcement forthcoming about Cabrera. Well, I've already heard that KW & OG need to keep their mouths shut about their deals, when it has been rumored for weeks now. Like Detroit never would have heard of Cabrera if somebody in the Sox orginazation hadn't blabbed. On top of that I haven't even heard any quotes from KW about MC.

Are you guys who are bashing KW over this really upset because you thought we were getting MC all along, or just because you got your hopes up after the report that the "halls were buzzing" over a Sox deal?

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Nov 22, 2007 -> 03:54 PM) Yep, still here: http://www.pcgamingtech.net/downloads/whitesox.xpi Updated with Cabrera. Just select the link, choose to open with FireFox, click Install Now, then Restart FireFox. Should populate next to Help. Hey, thanks a bunch. You've added a lot to it since the last version I had. It looks great and I cannot express how much I appreciate it. Thanks again!!

Ozzie comes in at the end with a steel chair and takes it.

I just found Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix at my grocery store. I highly reccommend it.

Well, with our roster at 40 now, someone has to be moved before anybody can be signed.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 19, 2007 -> 06:08 AM) Sun King – the Beatles Rain King--Counting Crows

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Nov 18, 2007 -> 07:08 PM) A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash Little Drummer Boy--Mark Kozelek

QUOTE(The Critic @ Nov 17, 2007 -> 03:47 PM) Blue Sky Mine - Midnight Oil Coalminers--Uncle Tupelo, March 16-20, 1992 piss, too late

QUOTE(Vance Law @ Nov 16, 2007 -> 07:13 PM) Have read that he is willing to waive that to get the hell away from St. LaRussa Yes, there was in the STL Post Dispatch this week.

Who's on First?--Star Wars Style

QUOTE(Soxbadger @ Nov 15, 2007 -> 05:36 PM) http://www.ellison-law.com/answers.html And Barry Bonds is not anyone, he is like OJ. Which means those stats mean nothing, you are looking at 50/50 odds on a conviction if it goes to trial. No matter what the evidence, he will get up there and say he didnt know they were steriods. Or Michael Vick?

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 8, 2007 -> 09:47 AM) And it got them soooo far in the playoffs, didn't it? And to clarify... "the Sox are going to go into rebuilding mode". This is what you said: I didn't see that last year and it doesn't seem to the plan this year.

QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 8, 2007 -> 09:31 AM) I don't understand all these sick "feelings"... the facts are staring fans in the face. The Sox have zero chips to play with, nearly zero talent coming down the pipe, and zero desire to spend $150 million for an established roster. As I said this time last year the Sox are going to go into rebuilding mode. They will not compete for the postseason for at least the next 2 years. They did not rebuild last year and it doesn't look like they are planning on doing it this year.