Leonard Zelig

I think fantasy baseball has a lot to do with it.

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 27, 2008 -> 10:08 AM) Francisco Liriano, Juan Salas, Willy Aybar, Joel Guzman, Tony Pena, Juan Cruz, Juan Gutierrez, Jesus Colome, Luis Ayala, Jose Lopez, Jesus Flores, Francisco Cruceta, Dennys Reyes, Tony Armas Jr, Jorge Julio, Fernando Tatis, Alfredo Simon, Carlos Maldonado, Romulo Sanchez, Henry Rodriguez, Omar Beltre, Alexi Ogando, Robinson Diaz, Pedro Lopez, Hector Luna, Alexi Castilla and Carlos Martinez have ALL had visa problems. So at least 28 players have shown up late to camp. I don't get it. Who does Tatis play for these days? He has a record that will never be broken, a couple actually.

QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 24, 2008 -> 08:07 PM) DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN??? Fried bologna?

Later than ever, now will be the fruits, finally.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 24, 2008 -> 02:57 PM) He did move the pitcher to the 8th spot, but did he move his 3 and 4 hitters up a spot? I'm pretty sure he had Edmonds in the 2 spot for a while. He batted Carlton Fisk second in the '83 season. Not necessarily identical moves, but similar. I like the idea of changing things up a bit. It's been debated on here countless times, but the leadoff htter is only guaranteed to lead off one time per game.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 23, 2008 -> 04:06 PM) Ned Yost, a questionable manager at best in my mind, is thinking about doing something that sounds interesting. Jason Kendall batting 9th, and moving Braun and Fielder from 3/4 to 2/3. Theoretically it should provide a couple more AB for those 2. If it works, we probably will see it with a lot of NL teams. LaRussa's made similar moves.

QUOTE(jenks45monster @ Feb 23, 2008 -> 06:55 PM) What more does he have? He's a lazy fielder and a slow runner. He has no other tools. Just because he had a good fielding percentage last year doesn't mean he is a good player. Well, I agree that he has looked lazy at times. But he has shown that he can play very good defense and has a great arm. I would prefer to see him in the backup infielder role this year. He is capable of playing all 3 IF positions, and maybe(hopefully) losing his starting job will light a fire under his fat ass.

Uribe does not "flat out suck". There is more to baseball than just hitting.

QUOTE(daa84 @ Feb 21, 2008 -> 05:44 PM) That's funny, and unlike most parody clips, it could have been a little longer.

QUOTE(JoeCoolMan24 @ Feb 21, 2008 -> 07:27 PM) Link? whitesox.com you gotta click on another audio or video clip, then you will have access to it, Ozzie & Havy have commercials too

This is on the Sox site now. Hawk haters will really hate it.

Bad?

QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 21, 2008 -> 07:43 AM) Where's the Lance Broadway thread? AAP

Chris Rock added to Bonnaroo!!!

QUOTE(jasonxctf @ Feb 19, 2008 -> 04:39 PM) so your suggestion would be... 1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Alyssa Milano 3. Carmen Electra 4. Pamela Anderson 5. Mischa Barton 6. Tiffany Amber Thiessen 7. Katie Holmes 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Jennifer Anniston 10. Heather Graham 11. Eva Mendes 12. Drew Barrymore 13. Kim Kardashian 14. Anne Hathaway 15. Jenny McCarthy 16. Paris Hilton 17. Penelope Cruz No, Drew Barrymore and Paris Hilton would be nowhere near my list.

My band opened for Chuck Berry.

QUOTE(ChiSox_Sonix @ Feb 19, 2008 -> 12:00 PM) I feel theres only one way to settle this... ...we need another hot chick contest Should be natural chicks only.

Maybe just Don Cooper was on the juice.

QUOTE(smalls2598 @ Feb 12, 2008 -> 04:10 PM) "Ball Four" by Jim Bouton (Amazon Link) It was given to me as a Christmas gift, but I just started reading it last week. Pretty enjoyable so far. I try to read it every baseball season.

Unjuanted Uribe?

If Clemens were to admit to using right now, would he get introuble for perjury?

Was it Jabroni who had the video game/Jermaine Dye rise from the dead sig? That was funny.

How many Hawk haters have actually listened to other announcers for any period of time? I live out of town and get most of my games on MLB Extra Innings, so I get about a 50/50 mix of Hawk/DJ and opponents' guys. I'm not saying Hawk's the greatest, but we could be doing a lot worse.

BONNAROO 2008 LINEUP: * Pearl Jam * Metallica * Jack Johnson * Kanye West * Robert Plant and Alison Krauss featuring T-Bone Burnett * Phil Lesh & Friends * My Morning Jacket * The Allman Brothers Band * The Raconteurs * Willie Nelson * Death Cab for Cutie * B.B. King * Sigur Ros * Levon Helm and the Ramble on the Road * Ben Folds * O.A.R. * The Bluegrass Allstars Featuring Luke Bulla, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, Bela fleck, Edgar Meyer & Brya * M.I.A. * Umphrey's McGee * Iron & Wine * Yonder Mountain String Band * The Swell Season * Talib Kweli * Derek Trucks & Susan Tedeschi's Soul Stew Revival * Gogol Bordello * Broken Social Scene * Robert Randolph's Revival * Rilo Kiley * Mastodon * Lupe Fiasco * Against Me! * Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings * Pat Green * Ozomatli * Tegan & Sara * Solomon Burke * Drive-By Truckers * !!! * The Avett Brothers * Israel Vibration * Abigail Washburn & The Sparrow Quartet featuring Bela Fleck * Aimee Mann * Ladytron * The Fiery Furnaces * Orchestra Baobab * Ghostland Observatory * Jose Gonzalez * Dark Star Orchestra * Minus the Bear * Donavon Frankenreiter * Lez Zeppelin * State Radio * Battles * Jakob Dylan * Two Gallants * The Sword * Vampire Weekend * Little Feat * Nicole Atkins * The Felice Brothers * Mason Jennings * MGMT * The Lee Boys * Black Kids * Serena Ryder * Steel Train * Grupo Fantasma * Back Door Slam * Bonnaroo Late Night Chat About with David Cross * Janeane Garofalo * Zach Galifianakis * Jim Norton * Brian Posehn * Mike Birbiglia * John Mulaney * Michelle Buteau MORE ARTISTS TO BE ANNOUNCED!!!

Granderson agrees to 5-year deal with Tigers