Milkman delivers

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 11:07 AM) I imagine he sticks his finger in there, smells it, and passes out like that one monkey who sniffs his asshole. Pretty much. Lint usually gathers in there, but I've taken to trimming my chest and stomach hair to solve that problem.

QUOTE (ptatc @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 11:18 AM) I still don't see the problem with talking about working hard especially in his case. He busted his rear to get back to pitching this year coming back from a surgery that no pitcher ever has. Regardless of his results you can't possibly think that he hasn't worked hard and lived up to everything he has said. He hasn't talked about working hard and then just sat around doing nothing. I know he hasn't performed well but to blast his work ethic isn't right. Well, he did hope for the offseason to get here as soon as possible.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 10:36 AM) So you are openly rooting for the Sox to lose while complaining about how far out of first place they are? Talk about having your cake and eating it too. Yes, it's fun.

QUOTE (bozzie @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 11:02 AM) Sorry, southsider, that the sentiment doesn't fit in with the idealistic idiocy Sox fans continually set themselves up with in believing in dung like Dung, but it's hard to argue with .162. As they say, "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen." If only Adam Dung would take that advice once in a while . . . Somebody ban this guy. I really don't think anyone would care, even if he hasn't broken any official rules.

QUOTE (bozzie @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 10:48 AM) You know you've hit a nerve with kool-aid addled Sox fans when they start writing posts bemoaning the awful puns you're using to describe the biggest bust in professional sports history, White Sox Designated (s)Hitter, Adam Dunn. They'd rather wave their cloth pennants and provide offseason positive reinforcement to an overweight and underachieving baseball player who at best was too lazy to train this past offseason and at worst is the latest casualty of MLB's adjustment to the steroid controversy. But how else than "done" and "dung" to describe a .162 hitter with 10 homers, 40 RBIs, and a wallet fat enough to fit 17 million washingtons inside of it this year alone? The talk about "Adam Dung, 2012 comeback player of the year" is as ludicrous as Ozzie's demand for an extention on his contract after two of three years at or below .500. How 'bout Dunn shows he can get to the Mendoza line first? The only story I want to read this offseason - in one sure to be filled by the Sox's marketing whitewash about how hard Dung is working toward redemption - is the pig himself standing up and saying, "I embarrassed myself, I let Chicago fans down, and I didn't deserve 1/10th of what the White Sox paid me." Only then will Dung possess the proper mindset to right the huge wrong he perpetrated on Major League Baseball this year. So until then, "done" indeed . . . Oh my God, your act is so old. There are about 5 kool-aid drinkers on this site anymore. Some people just get tired of the unoriginal nicknames. I'm already doubting that you're a Sox fan, but somebody just coming to this site to rub in Dunn's failures. It's absolutely unnecessary, since we all are sick and tired of Dunn already.

I know there is a group of people who don't believe Peavy should re-sign with the Sox for a low amount (depending on a good year in 2012) to make up for the lack of performance he's delivered in his time here compared to his salary. But if he wants to keep spewing his good-old-boy hillbilly work ethic crap and how he just wants the team to win, to be taken seriously in the future, he really ought to do something like that. I know he doesn't have to, and it'd be a stupid financial move to do so, but going off and signing a bigger deal elsewhere would just prove that all of his talk is nothing but lip service.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 10:46 AM) From Jim Margalus: That is pretty damn awesome, and right on the money.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 08:14 AM) Look four posts up - ptatc seems to think otherwise. QUOTE (ptatc @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 10:25 PM) What usually happens with steriods is that the muscle is so strong that there is an avulsion fracture. This is where the force is so great that the muscle pulls off a piece of bone. Of course you can tear the tendon off the bone but from my experience it is more likely that the piece of bone comes off. He's saying it's possible, too.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 12:28 AM) Every single one of his decisions? Like how Quentin, Danks, Floyd, Thornton, Santos, Sale, Humber, Contreras, Garcia, Thome, Dye, Pods, Crain, Jenks, Putz, Alexei, Viciedo, etc. all failed, right? Christ, don't say they have all backfired, because they haven't. Just like how before 2009, Ozzie was a good manager. Much longer than that for a few of us.

QUOTE (Greg Hibbard @ Sep 13, 2011 -> 09:34 AM) Just once I would like to see him try to honestly answer the ways in which he has done his job. Seriously. Every time it's just "Konerko has done well with him." He's one f***ing player.

The Tigers now have the second-biggest lead on their closest team in any division in baseball. The only one with more is the Phillies with a 12-game lead on the Braves. Oh, and the Braves are still the Wild Card team by a large margin. Pathetic.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:57 PM) Read through the game threads. They make ours look like Sesame Street. Oh, I know. I've checked them out on occasion. I'm just talking about the average person out there.

QUOTE (VictoryMC98 @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:55 PM) Outside of the two 1B, the whole class is weak. I hear there might be a pretty good manager out there, though

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:33 PM) You think it's bad here? Check out Sons of Sam Horn. I can't believe the s*** they get away with there. Some poster made fun of Jon Lester's past cancer or whatever the hell he had yesterday. They're in full-blown meltdown mode. I was there over the weekend, didn't hear a single thing about the Red Sox or the Rays' run. That was likely due to football just beginning, though.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:41 PM) Why? LOL, it's a joke because I always complain that people continue to respond to the person I ignore, which forces me to see it.

QUOTE (VictoryMC98 @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:49 PM) Him and Mark are the two best with Carp signing a 2 year ext. So, it's a pretty weak offseason in regards to starting pitching.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:38 PM) S'gotta be the Milk, Man. Is it ironic that I never, ever drink milk?

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:30 PM) I don't know if Ozzie did anything specifically, I just think everyone here is frustrated. Well, besides the rumors of murder and molestation.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:27 PM) Good for him! Honestly, I don't even look at our box scores anymore unless it's Viciedo/De Aza/Flowers/Beckham/Morel. I really do like him going forward.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:24 PM) Rays have David Price and Wade Davis going the next two days. Red Sox have Tim Wakefield and John Lackey going the next two days. There's a damn good chance that Tampa could go into Boston on Thursday trailing by a single game. That would be so awesome. Imagine that Boston team not even making it to the playoffs. They'd change the division/playoff format in a month.

Haha, fathom.

QUOTE (VictoryMC98 @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:25 PM) Javy? He's on the Marlins?! OK, almost anything.

Killing me that this thread is still going.

QUOTE (VictoryMC98 @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:20 PM) We Agree... Haha, one step at a time.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Sep 12, 2011 -> 09:10 PM) You made me realize I totally botched the spelling of his last name. I just figured that A-Rod became a pitcher.