Milkman delivers

Well, she definitely isn't gorgeous. She's pretty run-of-the-mill.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 01:59 PM) That is awesome...I am going to start exclusively referring to it as the octothorpe and refuse to acknowledge this "pound key." I actually thought about this recently. I wondered why the "star key" had a name (asterisk), but the pound key didn't. I obviously didn't look into it.

QUOTE (bmags @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 10:45 AM) It's taken me 9 days. Or more likely, your movie is lost in the mail. It may show up at some point, but it may not. Go to the website and report that you haven't received it. They'll send another copy of the movie out immediately. I've had my account for a little over a year, and that has happened to me twice. That's not too bad.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 10:16 AM) I thought it was really really hysterical in some parts. The adrenaline parts in particular. And the girl was just the girl next door and really he would be lucky to get a girl that attractive. He is f***ing a guy that will be Norm from Cheers in a few years. With a buttload of money, which will usually land even the ugliest of men a hot woman.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 09:48 PM) Ozzie Guillen's fascination with speed and scrappy ball players is a bit disturbing, but to be fair, Williams has his own odd fascinations as well, especially Darin Erstad. I do atleast believe that Williams understands the backbone of success, and he generally tries to acquire impact type talents, hence his trades for Everett (in 2003), Garcia, Contreras, the entire roster shuffling in the 04-05 offseason, Thome, Vazquez, etc, all the way through Rios and Peavy. Ozzie Guillen seemingly insists on playing the Mark Kotsay's, Timo Perez's, and Darin Erstad's of the world to the point of absolute nausea. Ozzie Guillen getting more power within the White Sox organization would be a very, very, very scary proposition and it would be equal to that of the New York Knicks giving full control of their organization to Isiah Thomas. That's perfect.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 03:21 PM) If this all blows up and KW leaves, and Ozzie stays. I will not watch a white sox game, attend one, or buy anything white sox related for a long time because I would be that pissed off at the organization. Same here. I won't watch or go to any games until Ozzie is fired if they force KW out instead of him.

QUOTE (La Marr Hoyt HOF @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 05:03 PM) Wonder what kind of a manager Joe Crede would make.... You're awesome.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 03:23 PM) whats not family friendly about drinking? Kids dont understand the nuances of being drunk and they've probably seen their parents have a bud light or two. They werent blacked out and uncontrollably drunk whatsoever. I see nothing wrong with the way they acted at all. Seriously, who doesn't get drunk at family parties and holidays?

QUOTE (bmags @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 01:25 PM) And frankly, there is a difference in not only operation, but perception of athletes and the sports teams and regular businesses. Most businesses don't have a citywide celebration when they close an account, and start spraying champaigne everywhere. They are more like musicians on a record label. As long as it doesn't hurt their productivity, I haven't heard of a record label being pissed about a band being drunk on stage. Nicely put.

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 02:39 PM) Kids don't have a fully formed brain that has a true sense of right and wrong. No one gets that until they are older. Some never do. I knew what was right and wrong at probably around age ten, and definitely by the time I was in high school. And I really don't think it is extreme for a kid to get punched in the face by another student for getting a well-liked teacher of over two decades fired.

QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 08:49 AM) Because kids these days need to know that violence is always the solution to their problems. Violence solves everything.

I still remember Ben Davis breaking up Curt Schilling's perfect game (although it might have been a no-hitter) with a bunt. I loved it.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 01:21 AM) Anyone could have corked that after Rose got rid of it. The unbroken change of ownership does not matter at all. Rose is a piece of s***. I wouldn't doubt for a second that he corked his bat. I'm surprised anyone would doubt it.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 04:34 PM) Which side are you arguing here, Milkman? I'm saying that I don't care if he was drunk. And if he's such a terrible role model and embarrassment to the organization for being drunk after the greatest accomplishment of his life, I want him to go all out and really earn that reputation.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 05:29 PM) Harsh! I have never been a parent (biologically or through marriage), but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. How old is she, Keith? Excluding children from desserts or special occasions like that is pretty rough in my opinion. I always thought it sucked too when a punishment is applied for something like that without the warning in advance ("Next time you lose your key, you won't get dessert for a month..."). Maybe you could tell her the next time she loses her key she has to clean all the bathrooms in the house? Or some other equally unenjoyable task... My dad would have probably told me next time I lose it I'd just have to sleep in the yard til I found it again... Harsh? My ass. Seriously, it's "harsh" to not give someone a sundae after they've lost five keys? That's harsh? Like lost, I've never lost a key in my entire life. And if I lost five of them, my dad would've justifiably cracked me. Kids are assholes these days because there is no accountability. They can f*** up all they want, break rules left and right, and the worst that would happen is a five minute timeout (which probably won't get enforced either way). When I was a senior in high school, some spoiled little sissy started a food fight at lunch. One of the teachers in the cafeteria at the time started yelling for everyone to stop, and this same douchebag throws food off of him. The teacher grabs the kid by the collar and holds him against the wall. The next thing you know, the teacher is gone because mommy and daddy complained that their little brat was abused. That same punk was walking down the hall later that week, and another senior punched him right in the mouth in the hallway. He didn't start anything the rest of his time at school. Sometimes a kid needs a crack upside the head. I'm aware that lost's story is entirely different, but I just like remembering that story.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 05:07 PM) Even if he is part of the problem, so what? He'd still be 100% right in wanting out if the Sox went into rebuilding mode. s***, he even worded it as a hypothetical situation. And no, I'm not reaching at all, that's basically what you're saying: if you're not performing you shouldn't be answering media queries, there's like 5 guys on the club right now who haven't been part of the problem. AJ plays like s*** for 2 months then suggests that trade rumors have affected his play on the field. Well the only reason there are trade rumors is because the team isn't winning and his s*** play has played a part in the team losing. Seems like he shouldn't be running his mouth in this manor based on what I'm reading in this thread. Wayne Manor?

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 01:32 PM) That was me. I'm always accurate Don't forget modest and handsome.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 04:10 PM) I can't WHAT it's been confirmed and then not corroborate it? http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/tna/8123.html More on the Huge Changes Coming to TNA By Marc Middleton Jun 11, 2010 - 9:06:39 PM Source: PWInsider.com - As noted before, Dixie Carter has hyped some major changes coming to TNA on her Twitter account. There has been a lot of talk that TNA has reached out to big names to work on the creative end of the company. It has been confirmed that two of those names are Kevin Sullivan and Paul Heyman. Word is that if Paul Heyman would come into TNA, he would need complete control of the creative side of things. It's also confirmed that TNA has talked with Sullivan about coming in. I hope you paid for that information, otherwise it's useless.

QUOTE (longshot7 @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 12:23 PM) EXACTLY - but with Linda running for Senate, It doesn't suprise me that they're throwing the baby out with bath water in this instance. And I NEVER thought of Benoit in that situation. That was what - 4 years ago? And that asshole is still f***ing things up.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 05:15 AM) Here's why I think it's a work: Source: F4Wonline.com - As noted before, the reason being told for Daniel Bryan's release is because of him choking Justin Roberts with his own tie during the NXT invasion angle on RAW. Word is that someone very important complained to WWE officials about the angle with the idea that kids who were watching may think it's fun to choke people with their ties. It's unknown who actually complained but it had to be someone with a lot of power. Bryan is being described as a scapegoat. WWE does want to bring him back to the roster once the whole thing blows over. If that's the case, why not just suspend him instead? I kind of hope for his sake that TNA offers him more money and he goes there. It's stupid IMO for a company that "blew up" its own chairman on TV to tell a guy that the style of fake violence he chose to pretend to use is WRONNNNG. Man, America is nothing but a bunch of p*****s anymore.

QUOTE (WilliamTell @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 06:11 PM) I picked College Football as well. It sucks for teams going undefeated and still not being able to play in a championship, especially when there could be a team with a loss playing for the trophy. And in the case of Notre Dame, you can have a team with 3 or 4 losses playing in a BCS game.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 10:34 AM) Eh, it didn't bother me. He's 21 years old and he's got the world on a string. This may never happen again, so why go all-out? For parents, it's another "See, kids, athletes are NOT role models" moment. Maybe I'd have tried to keep it together during the rally, but I can't say for sure because I never scored a Stanley Cup-winning goal at the same age I could legally drink alcohol. Knowing how I was at age 21 I'd have probably worn a bullet belt of beers onstage. I hope Kane goes to the Cubs-Sox game today and throughout the course of the game, he funnels a case of Busch Light, does heroin while singing the 7th inning stretch, and then punches a child in the face. If people are going to cry about him not acting like a role model (as though he owes that to anybody), he might as well go the whole nine yards.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 02:50 PM) I have a belief that there is really no legitimate reason for anyone to get drunk, ever... unless it's an accident (over drank and didnt know your limit). There's just no need for it. If your definition of "fun" is going out and getting plastered and acting like a complete boob, then I have no ambition to hang out with you. I would say the vast majority of people (at least the single population) looks forward to going out and getting drunk on the weekends. Who do you hang out with?

QUOTE (Tex @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 08:20 AM) There is a huge difference in appropriate behavior when you are Partying in private with your friends Partying in public with your friends Representing your employer in front of 2,000,000 of their customers You have convinced me that someone at twentyone can't figure that out. It is too advanced of a social skill. Here is a tip, when at a work function, if you are clueless as to appropriate behavior, look to management and your peers. Perhaps look to other people at similar functions to see how they handled themselves. Obviously there are some posters here that think they can act like it is a private party while at work. Best of luck to you. Wow, you must be a fun person.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 12:35 AM) Is there a movie that you DO like? Seriously, I dont think I have ever seen you say you like a movie.. its always "I didnt laugh once" or "I hate all of them" or "I turned it off before it finished" You are like the harshest critic that there ever was I think I'm about 50/50. I like almost all of the movies I get from Netflix, but I hardly mention them in the thread because they're usually kind of old and I get through about four a week at times. And those three quotes are all true. I didn't laugh once at Caddyshack because it's so dated and unfunny now. I do hate all three of the main actors from Superbad because they're incredibly annoying, have no range whatsoever, and aren't funny. And I think 1 in 4 people who started watching The Spirit made it through the entire thing.