Milkman delivers

QUOTE (Felix @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 01:38 PM) I think Comedy Central is having a marathon on Sunday, which should be a good way of preparing for the new episodes Lots of shows do that There's a good chance I won't be leaving the house on Sunday, then. They had all of the episodes from Bender's Game on last night. It amazes me how many small lines from the dialogue just make me think twice and laugh.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:20 PM) <!--quoteo(post=2178689:date=Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:17 PM:name=Milkman delivers)-->QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:17 PM) <!--quotec-->I don't even get it. And I assume that it's because Dylon and Dayan sound similar. That is a terrible nickname.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:00 PM) . Today is the start of many sleepless nights for me. If mocking you helps you sleep, I can always oblige.

I know there have been a good amount of players who hit a homer in their first at-bat, but has anyone ever done it as a PH?

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:05 PM) I'm pretty sure that you are still the only one that likes this nickname. I don't even get it.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 09:21 AM) Hahahaahahha! That was me! Considering some of the claims you've made in the hottest women thread, I am not surprised.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 07:56 AM) So where's the Jayson Nix appreciation thread?? Dear Jayson Nix, You have added virtually nothing to my experiences as a White Sox fan other than the ability to mock Thunderbolt. Have a good life.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 01:22 PM) Why does the rating on my profile keep dropping? Check it now. It has probably dropped even more.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 03:47 AM) That was weak. Pick it and and throw it down and few more times the golf club was doing nothing. You have to consider the damange to the golf club, too.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:49 PM) It was one of the original models from 2005, before the hardware changes. It fought valiantly for nearly 4 years. It was fine for the whole time that *I* was using it but recently she's been watching Twilight every night, and falling asleep on it and leaving it on all night. I've told her multiple times not to do this, and why. Well now she knows. On the bright side, it's an excuse to get a newer one. I hate when someone uses something of yours that you've had for a while and it breaks. The person always says "it just stopped working." And you know it's because they broke it due to mishandling.

The sun rises at 12:00 p.m. on May 6th, just in case he decides to throw a Cinco de Mayo party.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 10:18 PM) Breaking Bad makes Lost seem like a pile of puke I hope that was a really vague Simpsons reference because that's how I took it.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:35 PM) I think my wife killed my Xbox. Nice. I hope she thought it was a toaster oven. Otherwise, I have no idea why she would've been touching it.

QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:21 PM) Oh God, yes. Awful defender and below average hitter. Was just saying there were least valuable players than Nix. Andy Gonzalez? There is no doubt that Andy Gonzalez is hilariously bad. What I meant really is that Nix hardly ever played and was just a waste of a roster spot. And then when he did get the rare chance to shine, he was horrendous.

QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:16 PM) Corey Snyder was the first Sox player I ever hated as a player. You saying you hate Nix?

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:07 PM) You forgot '07 already? Well yeah, but it seemed like Nix only got to play in every 10th game and never did anything of worth in those games.

Has there been a more useless White Sox player in the last decade than Nix?

Felix, one week!

That's going to be a warm game.

QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 07:52 AM) Polar bears are left handed. The chameleon can focus it's eyes separately to watch 2 separate objects. I don't believe in reincarnation, but if there was such a thing, do you think that this where Marty Feldman originally came from? It has been stated that if you want to play hide and go seek with Marty Feldman, that all you have to do is stand right in front of him, and he will never find you! This refutes the left-handedness claim. http://www.polarbearsinternational.org/pol...-misconceptions

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 03:35 AM) I remember when I was in Jr High there were fights all the time.. in the halls, or at lunch.. they got broken up and the kids got detention.. Now a days if you PUSH someone you get suspended, or expelled, or even charges pressed against you.. Pussification of America.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 11:18 PM) looks like Hulk Which I liked, by the way.

QUOTE (Real @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 08:38 PM) some of the posts in here Wait, what movie is that from?

QUOTE (CaliSoxFanViaSWside @ Jun 16, 2010 -> 12:51 PM) I know this because its baseball . Its not rocket science. You throw the ball down the middle of plate it gets ripped resulting in a high BA ,BABIP and all sorts of good things for the hitters. You make good pitches and it results in lousy stats for the hitter and good stats for the pitcher. It's been that way for over 100 yrs. and it will continue that way. And yes Gavin makes his own luck because he just pitches better later weather its his curve biting more or hitting his spots .Hitters hit bad pitches harder and hit good pitches worse. It's not luck its talent or lack thereof. You sound like you never played the game but are a big fan of math . And you sound like Ozzie.

If it's some kind of surgery, he quickly jumps towards the top of "worst contracts in baseball."