Milkman delivers

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 12:30 AM) I'm not writing a term paper, Milk. Also, I see no bibliography.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 05:10 PM) Josh Johnson's line since July, 2008: 30-8, 2.95 ERA, .237 BAA, 1.15 WHIP, 8.3 K/9, 2.5 BB/9, 3.30 K/BB. This is over almost 400 innings pitched. Outstanding talent. One of my buddies asked me a few years ago (2007) whose cards he could buy low on and have the player end up being good. Johnson was my choice.

QUOTE (ptatc @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 05:30 PM) The largest group of abusers were relief pitchers for this exact reason. They don't slow down the breakdown of tissue though. It will increase the ability to workout but will damage other tissue due to this abnormal increase in strength ratio. McGwires constant tendonitis and plantar fasciitis were prime examples. Don't listen to everything B&B say. They are entertaining but not usually factual. I've e-mailed Bernstein a few times and if you disagree with his point he'll send a snide remark and ignore you. He always sticks to his high horse performance to put people down. He is fairly knowledable but only listens when it's agrees with his views.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 06:05 PM) The E is working on a Bobby Heenan DVD, scheduled for release on December 18th. I think I know what I want for a stocking stuffer! I hope they load an entire disc with Heenan promos, top-heavy with classic AWA stuff. As much as we bash WWE (especially you ), I think we can all admit that they do a great job on their DVD's.

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 06:08 PM) The thread posts dont bother me its just the title that I continue to read over and over and over again. This thread has lasted so long I feel like I love Chase Blackwood. It makes me think of the Bone Thugs and Eazy-E song. I keep having it in my head.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Jun 21, 2010 -> 10:48 AM) I'm gonna have to go with Dominique, I always come across HOT girls with that name, even came across a really hot black waitress with blonde hair named Dominique at Hooters who came up to me out of the blue and complimented me on my tattoos. Plus Vanessa, Ariel, and Keshia are other names I find sexy and met some hot girls with those names. As for guy's names, one name I always thought was cool as hell is Christian ever since I've watched "Lost" (Christian Sheppard) and pro wrestling (wrestler named Christian). I find it funny that any guy actually takes compliments from waitresses as anything other than looking for a bigger tip. Not a shot at you, Don, but in general.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 20, 2010 -> 09:07 PM) Yeah, and do you remember Michael Jordan's game against Boston in the playoffs at the beginning of his career, when he put up 63 and we still lost? You've got to have players around you in basketball and football...but in baseball, as in hockey, if you've got a stud arm or a stud goalie, you can win games you've got no business winning... You cite a single game to support your theory? Come on, basketball is easily the most obvious sport where a single great player can make a nobody team into a contender. In baseball, a player can carry a team for a stretch, but they cannot single-handedly make a team a contender.

QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ Jun 19, 2010 -> 06:40 PM) put Dayan at 3rd and omar at 2b...I'm loving Omar in the 2 hole Hahahaha.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jun 19, 2010 -> 05:47 PM) Our ace (no hyperbole) came to pitch. This is what Kenny was talking about when he said a lot of good times were ahead with this guy leading our staff. Oh, and is 'Lexi playing a pretty f***ing mean SS or what? Yes hyperbole.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 19, 2010 -> 02:54 PM) I don't have a problem with people being optimistic, ide like nothing more than for this team to make the playoffs.. but, can we settle down until this team is either over .500 or beating the AL teams.. we couldn't sniff a 3 game winning streak until interleague were we've already had two 4 game win streaks.. We are 10-6 in June so far.. that would be 6-1 vs the NL and 4-5 vs the AL When interleague is over, if we continue to be hot against AL teams ill buy into it.. Agreed 100%.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jun 19, 2010 -> 02:52 AM) They wouldn't have gotten Halladay had they not traded Lee, so essentially yes they did trade Lee for Halladay.. They were on the same day, and probably were sent to the Commissioner for approval at the same time. The trade of Lee was made in order to acquire Halladay, you're right.

QUOTE (WhiteSoxfan1986 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:11 PM) I still have no idea why the traded Cliff Lee. Because they got Roy Halladay in return?

QUOTE (docsox24 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:24 PM) Nice info. I am going to London and Paris for my honeymoon in November. I really want to try the Fat Duck. After Europe we are headed to Maldives for a week for lots of sun. I saw pictures from there a few weeks ago, and man is it beautiful looking. It's funny that I really knew nothing about that place other than its name for years and years.

QUOTE (Felix @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 01:38 PM) I think Comedy Central is having a marathon on Sunday, which should be a good way of preparing for the new episodes Lots of shows do that There's a good chance I won't be leaving the house on Sunday, then. They had all of the episodes from Bender's Game on last night. It amazes me how many small lines from the dialogue just make me think twice and laugh.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:20 PM) <!--quoteo(post=2178689:date=Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:17 PM:name=Milkman delivers)-->QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:17 PM) <!--quotec-->I don't even get it. And I assume that it's because Dylon and Dayan sound similar. That is a terrible nickname.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:00 PM) . Today is the start of many sleepless nights for me. If mocking you helps you sleep, I can always oblige.

I know there have been a good amount of players who hit a homer in their first at-bat, but has anyone ever done it as a PH?

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 02:05 PM) I'm pretty sure that you are still the only one that likes this nickname. I don't even get it.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 09:21 AM) Hahahaahahha! That was me! Considering some of the claims you've made in the hottest women thread, I am not surprised.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 07:56 AM) So where's the Jayson Nix appreciation thread?? Dear Jayson Nix, You have added virtually nothing to my experiences as a White Sox fan other than the ability to mock Thunderbolt. Have a good life.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 01:22 PM) Why does the rating on my profile keep dropping? Check it now. It has probably dropped even more.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 18, 2010 -> 03:47 AM) That was weak. Pick it and and throw it down and few more times the golf club was doing nothing. You have to consider the damange to the golf club, too.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 09:49 PM) It was one of the original models from 2005, before the hardware changes. It fought valiantly for nearly 4 years. It was fine for the whole time that *I* was using it but recently she's been watching Twilight every night, and falling asleep on it and leaving it on all night. I've told her multiple times not to do this, and why. Well now she knows. On the bright side, it's an excuse to get a newer one. I hate when someone uses something of yours that you've had for a while and it breaks. The person always says "it just stopped working." And you know it's because they broke it due to mishandling.

The sun rises at 12:00 p.m. on May 6th, just in case he decides to throw a Cinco de Mayo party.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jun 17, 2010 -> 10:18 PM) Breaking Bad makes Lost seem like a pile of puke I hope that was a really vague Simpsons reference because that's how I took it.