Milkman delivers

QUOTE (Real @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 10:07 PM) Seriously, so many knee-jerkers on this site. Patience is a virtue. The team sucks now, it's hard to watch as a fan. But can we seriously end the "FIRE OZZIE" among other ridiculous comments until the team is 10+ games out in June/July? Almost half the roster are guys who were either acquired mid-season last year, have never played for the Sox prior to this year, or were acquired at the beginning of 2009. This is, for the most part, a team of guys who haven't really clicked 'as a team' yet. I think it'll happen sooner rather than later. And no, I don't think Kenny will blow this up, or fire anybody prior to the Sox going above .500 in 2010. It's hard for people like me who still largely believes in this team, to read some of the s*** on this site. I don't believe in putting people on ignore unless they are truly annoying, but sometimes I just shake my head in doubt I'm not saying we'll win the division, but I'm not making my prediction based on what I'm seeing in the month of April. Is there anyone else on this site that agrees with me? Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by a pack of rabid monkeys That's the problem with the people who want to hold out a little longer for Ozzie. When June/July comes, it'll be "can't we wait until the team is technically out of it." Then it's "wait til the season's over" and eventually "one more year" before we can consider ditching him.

QUOTE (TitoMB @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 10:04 PM) HAHAHA. Now that's funny. Seriously though, when was the last time we had a good bench? I literally can't think of a single time where I said, "damn, we have a competent bench." Maybe back in the early days of my fandom, like '03.. but I can't remember. I remember thinking that our bench seemed pretty deep before the start of the 2006 season. It didn't really turn out that way.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 10:02 PM) That is HILARIOUS. I know Ozzie's not really a stats guy, but KW should really kick him in the penis for putting a lineup like that out there.

QUOTE (TitoMB @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:56 PM) Randy Williams gives up the GW run (as it turns out) and Pierre grounds out weakly to the SS with Jones on deck.. Ozzie takes the bump for this one. How many is that this season now? Is he hanging out with Ron Washington after the game or something?

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:37 PM) Just talking about how as long as he's there, no one will be the man, etc. He keeps making this season and organization about him, and he's going to get fired. I think he was just saying that it's a team effort, between all of the players and coaches.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:35 PM) Just saw this...I hate Ozzie Guillen http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseb...0,1740275.story What's so bad about it?

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:30 PM) I think Threets has been injured. Just let Santos pitch when Williams has been pitching. No one is touching him. Who cares about R/L Ozzie. And unfortunately, he's the only one whose opinion matters.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:25 PM) So he's a computer? I thought Ozzie hated computers. He's like Marcus Wright from Terminator Salvation.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:06 PM) I was thinking Aziz Ansari. I was thinking of the episode where Peter remembers how a bully named Randy always pantsed him.

QUOTE (joejoedairy @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:05 PM) RAAAAAAAAANDY That made me think of Family Guy.

QUOTE (chw42 @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 09:03 PM) Hey hobo, shut up. He's probably extra fired up from the coke.

QUOTE (jasonxctf @ Apr 28, 2010 -> 08:22 PM) give Peavy some credit, he hasn't given up like the offense has. The guy gave up 5 runs right off the bat. No, he gets no credit.

Does the "JFP" in the subtitle of the game thread stand for Jake f***ing Peavy? If so, is that said the same way Red Sox fans say Bucky f***ing Dent?

Anyone feel like venting about how much Peavy sucks tonight? Nobody's in there.

Honestly, why does anyone bother arguing?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 27, 2010 -> 01:00 PM) The Patrick Stewart part is from the Holodeck in "Star Trek: First Contact", firing at 2 borg drones. The kid is edited in. If you'd like I can start typing out the script from memory. Ha, I know the second part and that it's edited in. I just couldn't think of any movie where I'd seen Patrick Stewart shoot a gun

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 27, 2010 -> 11:51 AM) Let alone a player that is as feast or famine as Ryan Howard is... Is that Patrick Stewart firing a machine gun? What's that from?

Anyone else been dealing with this flu that's going around?

Good luck to your family, SoxAce.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan99 @ Apr 26, 2010 -> 11:37 PM) After winning 17-3 tonight the Brewers have now outscored the Pirates 53-4 in their 4 meetings this year. Wow, so they were outscored 36-1 before tonight. That almost sounds worse than 53-4.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Apr 26, 2010 -> 09:21 PM) Well, in that case, I agree. If anybody actually thought that, it was stupid. I actually saw/heard that quite a few times. Some people had no idea they were the same age.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Apr 26, 2010 -> 04:42 PM) He hit more HRs than Pujols in 3 consecutive years, last year Albert had 2 more. I'm talking in regards to the pace for career homers. They're just about the same age, but Pujols was around earlier and is way ahead for career total.

I never thought of Ryan Howard as being that great. When he first came around, there were a few, well, idiots who thought he'd surpass Pujols in homers. To them, he seemed like the next "young" monster who was on an even more ridiculous pace than Pujols. None of them seemed to realize he's actually older than Pujols.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Apr 22, 2010 -> 05:57 PM) Get your dialing finger ready, Hogan: WWE.com issued the following future endeavors statement: WWE has come to terms on the release of WWE Divas Mickie James and Katie Lea Burchill as well as Superstars Shelton Benjamin, Kung Fu Naki, Slam Master J and Jimmy Wang Yang as of today, April 22, 2010. We wish them the best in all future endeavors. I only saw very little of him, but that little bit made me think he was underused.

QUOTE (BigEdWalsh @ Apr 24, 2010 -> 10:43 PM) I don't know if this was already mentioned but....from the Yahoo game recap: The White Sox won back-to-back games with game-ending home runs for the first since J.C. Martin and Ken Berry did it in a doubleheader against Cleveland on July 25, 1967, according to Elias Sports Bureau. Imagine how awesome that day must have been.