Milkman delivers

Hey, Futurama was canceled. The thing is that you have to have a lot of nerdy internet fans (like me and Felix) and you can get your show back on.

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 13, 2010 -> 07:52 PM) And remember the "it's hilarious!" comment about IT'S COMPLICATED. Whoever wrote that, they should be b****-slapped by Flavour Flav and Willie Harris. Joking. Well, sort of. Oh no, there's an English one, too?

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 13, 2010 -> 07:37 PM) Yeah but an A cup?! Again, not topless. I've had first hand experience (pun intended) with B's, C's, and D's.

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ May 13, 2010 -> 06:13 PM) I'd say like a 32D. Yes, I was thinking D cup at most. I've seen E's and F's (unfortunately not topless), and she is definitely not either.

I thought it meant that we had the most K's. I guess that's a positive.

In conclusion, there are a thousand different ways to break in a glove and they all seem to work. You can't go wrong.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 13, 2010 -> 03:52 PM) Katy Perry is sporting 32E's. Thats curvy enough for me. OK, I had to google search her to check this out. There is no way those are 32E's.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 13, 2010 -> 03:03 PM) Watched In Bruges last night...loved it. I like just about anything with Brendan Gleeson.

QUOTE (heirdog @ May 13, 2010 -> 12:59 PM) From TCQ to CQ to just plain Quentin. Oh how the mighty have fallen. I refuse to think that his 2008 season was an anomaly. Clearly its the injuries and the fact he is still recovering from them. Yes, injuries are part of the game too but he definitely needs a pass here... Not if he's going to keep getting injured, as he seems to do regularly. I could throw a Lemonhead at him and shatter his clavicle.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 13, 2010 -> 09:52 AM) Wimpy told Hawk about his abuse at the hands of a priest, and Hawk basically freaked out and turned his back on him. The story I heard was that Hawk also turned around and told other people (even making Wimpy out to be the butt of jokes).

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 13, 2010 -> 11:01 AM) LMAO, Milton Bradley lives in his own universe. I dont think he is a sign of things to come at all Well, there does seem to have been a recent influx of young guys who think the game owes them something (thinking baseball needs them rather than them needing baseball).

QUOTE (SoxAce @ May 13, 2010 -> 01:24 AM) Derek Holland (who was brutal last year for Texas, though that was Texas' fault for pretty much making him skip AAA) gets called up after owning in AAA and gives a good outing against the A's. 6 IP 5 H 0 R 0 ER 1 BB 7 SO Texas calling up their future this season. (Smoak/Holland/Ramirez) Gotta figure guys like Scheppers, Strop/Hunter, Perez, etc.. are not far behind. Still need work on drafting pitching, but not a bad future for them. John Ely after his bad debut has been lights out since. Currently has a 3.86 ERA 1.02 WHIP .225 BA. I'm rooting for the Illinois native. Shame he couldn't pitch for his favorite childhood team of our White Sox. I don't think their problem is drafting pitching, but evaluating their pitchers once they have them.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 13, 2010 -> 11:53 AM) X2>X1, Spiderman 2 > Spiderman 1. IMO, in some of these superhero movies, the sequel is actually set up to be better, because you don't need to spend 45 minutes introducing the character, you can assume the character exists and start off with a plot line. One of the complaints about Iron man2(have not yet seen it) seems to be a lot of dithering at the beginning. Ah, another one that is the best of the series by far. Alfred Molina was perfectly cast for Dr. Octopus. I love it when they find an actor who was seemingly born to play a certain role. It has been happening quite a lot in the superhero genre recently.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ May 13, 2010 -> 11:17 AM) I think Godfather part II, Empire Strikes Back, and the LOTR Two Towers were all better than the first installments — all of which were outstanding in their own right. Damn, you beat me to those two. And in those two cases, they are not only better than the first, but the best of the entire series.

QUOTE (StrangeSox @ May 13, 2010 -> 06:29 AM) "Hey! We're still relevant! Come on! Pay attention!" The combination of internet porn and actually having been laid has made it so that I could read any Playboy ever made and not even get...how do I say this politely...a chubby.

QUOTE (Brian @ May 12, 2010 -> 06:34 PM) Some of those Top 10 are the exact same Buehrle used after his perfect game. Exactly what I thought.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 12, 2010 -> 12:48 PM) I love Ron White. But you don't share his world view?

Once you've seen one naked...you wanna see 'em all.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 11, 2010 -> 06:16 PM) Because if one of you did, you wouldn't be able to keep the secret...you'd be blabbing all night long about exactly what was going to happen... Screw that. I'd place thousands of bets and never speak a word of it to anyone until I made my money.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ May 11, 2010 -> 03:58 PM) Now this I agree 100 percent with, and it's also very scary to think about. If the Sox are going to go into rebuilding mode, more resources have to be put into minor league development, and we'll probably have to trade some people we really don't want to just to get some young talent back. And even then, it'll take us minimum a few years to get good again. I can deal with that. And I think it's going to have to happen eventually, so the sooner the better.

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 11, 2010 -> 03:51 PM) First of all, I have not stated how many games I think they will win. Second of all, we have ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY GAMES LEFT. I'm sorry, but you just do not have neither the crystal ball nor the immense evaluation skills to know whether or not 8 games can be made up with 132 left. That is literally one game every two weeks. We honestly don't know a whole lot more right now than we did at the beginning of the season. Finally, you have no idea what kinds of injuries or trades/transactions might occur between now and the end of the season. You just have no idea what could happen over the course of five months! Well, if you had the aforementioned crystal ball, you'd know that. And how are you so sure that one of us doesn't own one.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 11, 2010 -> 03:13 PM) Just wanted to say good work@shack. These perpetual whiners really need to go out and find more constructive things to do with their time. I wouldn't even bother with a professional sports team in any way shape, or form, if they reduced me to a miserable, whiney, "SEASON'S OVER" every 2.5 seconds joke of a "fan." This is acceptable?

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ May 11, 2010 -> 01:05 PM) Trade Jenks and Teahan and Kotsay and maybe AJP and see what you mght be able to add. Trade away your strong nucleus and all you do is add inexperience to go with inexperience. You understand that you have to give value to receive it, correct? This isn't MLB 2K10 with the difficulty set on easy.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 11, 2010 -> 01:05 PM) If you choose to go all the way back to 2001 to make a point, then go ahead. I think 5 years is a good cutoff to evaluate what a GM has done of late. 2005: 'nuff said. 2006: On paper, team was better than 2005. 57-31 at the all-star break. I'm certainly not blaming Kenny for the second half collapse. 2007: Kenny gets some blame here. Didn't really upgrade the team from the previous year. And that bullpen experiment failed miserably. 2008: KW deserves more credit here than for 2005. Brought in the almost ROY and MVP. Two bold trades that brought in Danks/Floyd the previous year paid major dividends. 2009: 50/50 here. The roster that ended the season was much better than the roster that began the season. The division was there for the taking. And the team didn't get it done. 2010: TBD. I'm just fine with KW as our GM. I'm comparing his career as a GM to the rest of the league. I don't think that's a stretch at all. And in reference to the bold part, so am I. It just wouldn't upset or surprise me to see him axed. I believe Ozzie is more worthy of being fired, but neither should be feeling too comfortable right now.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 11, 2010 -> 10:55 AM) The verb, not the noun. Are you saying I shouldn't be hiking around in the woods with a miniskirt anymore? You can't take that away from me! The skirt's OK. It's the go-go boots I'm worried about.