Milkman delivers

I've never watched the show. I never even watch MTV, but I've seen the commercials. And just from that, I can tell that these are the exact kind of people that you can't help but to wish terrible things upon.

QUOTE(qwerty @ Oct 10, 2005 -> 11:38 PM) I have wanted it to go five games and have the angels win since the series started. Well, aren't you special.

Does everyone want the Angels to win just like me now?

How about Mike Myers? He's much more realistic and he'd be the situational lefty with Cotts being the lefty that can go an inning or two.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Oct 10, 2005 -> 04:33 PM) There is the key. How many RED SOX fans have you really dealt with? Probably not too many as a majority of them in this area are cubs fans wearing a Red Sox hat after last year. It skews your perception a bit. I have dealt with a lot. I'd even say too many.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Oct 10, 2005 -> 02:49 PM) Any list with Herbert Perry on it is far from weak.

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 10, 2005 -> 03:10 AM) Finally got around to seeing The Aristocrats. The only shocking part was paying $9.25. I was surprised that I laughed as much as I did, and interested that at least one part made me uneasy which I wasn’t expecting. By now, everybody probably knows the central premise for this documentary is a hugely vulgar joke (until recently a semi-secret in-joke for professional comedians). In the basic set-up a husband and wife (and usually at least one child and one animal) go to the office of a talent agent and describe their act – which involves many and varied sexual and scatological behaviors – at the end of which the flabbergasted agent asks what they call themselves. The answer is the punch line of course, “The Aristocrats.” The joke itself isn’t really funny; it’s kind of beside the point. It’s the path each comic takes, the way he (and it usually IS he) chooses to tell it, what gross and grosser acts he invents as he riffs on the standard version that defines the success of the telling. And, I might add, says a heck of a lot about the comic. I figured that this one trick pony of a movie would be a sort of cultural event best seen in a public setting rather than at home on DVD and I was right. I’d never bother to watch it again, but it was interesting in itself seeing the 70-100 different comedians who took part. It was too long even at less than 90 minutes, tried too hard to be transgressive, but was a one of a kind film worth seeing. The Aristocrats sucked hard. You'll run into people that will tell you that it's one of the funniest movies ever made, but it sure as hell is one of the worst. Just because they say dirty words more than any other movie, it doesn't make it funny. I love dirty humor. I f***ing adore it, but this movie sucked worse than I could ever imagine. I went with two friends, and none of us had ever left a movie early before we saw this garbage. I wasn't offended (because nothing offends me) and I wasn't disgusted (because almost nothing disgusts me). This movie just sucked so bad that I couldn't stand to be in the theater any longer. One of my friends had actually fallen asleep. Here are two tips to rate a movie: Dirty humor does not always = funny. Twist endings do not always = good movies.

Happy Birthday, all 7 of you!

Wow...my poor friend watched it all. He's a Braves fan.

It's almost a miracle that Marte had an ERA under 4 for the season, but it all goes back to the other arms in the pen. They always saved his ass. He'd come in and allow however many runners were on base to score, he'd put his own runners on, and then another reliever would come in and save his ass and ERA. If you want a perfect example of this, look at what Duque did with the bases loaded. Marte's ERA should probably be like 6.

QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Oct 9, 2005 -> 03:25 AM) I know it was only three games, but does it bother anyone that Hermanson didn't pitch at all in the series? In fact, I can't recall him even warming up. If he did, I don't believe it was for long. Ozzie made a point to get Cotts and Politte into the first game. Going with Jenks for two innings in Game 2, rather than Hermy or Politte (who pitched the day before) makes me wonder if Hermanson really wasn't available. This all may be nothing, but it is at least food for thought. Wait, who's Rex Kickass?

I saw A History Of Violence earlier this week, and it sucked. Don't get me wrong, the action sequences were great. Viggo Mortenson (or however you spell it) f***ed some dudes up, but the storyline and everything else about the movie was awful. I just saw The Greatest Game Ever Played today for 3 bucks, and I liked that a lot.

Damon will sign with the Yankees. It's basically a done-deal already.

My superstitions change every game. If I notice things were going better when my pepsi can was facing a certain direction, I make sure it's facing that direction the entire game. If things are going well and I've been in the same spot the entire game, I won't move even to use the facilities.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 7, 2005 -> 08:03 PM) A good friend of mine who's a diehard bosox fan just im'ed me to congratulate me. I hate the bosox and most of their fans but they do have some classy ones. All of my friends here are congratulating me, but you better believe (haha, get it?) that they'd be shoving it in my face had the Red Sox won the series or even one game.

AJP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it's obvious that he just lost himself a playoff spot today, especially with the way that Duque pitched.

He did something I never expected. Between him and PK, I've been thoroughly shut up. ...and I couldn't be happier.

HAHAHAHA, the fans here are dead silent.

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLK:HGOISDhagoiag;ljbag;aglkjagk hAHAHA

Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, win.

(You spelled that wrong)

QUOTE(White Sox Josh @ Oct 6, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) I wouldn't be surprised to see Jerry Manual managing soon. He has solid credentials. I for one liked Manual and thought he was a class act. I thought he did a good job. A change needed to be made but you can't blame all of what happened after 2000 on him. Yeah, he's a damn good guy, just like Giambi. I can't wait until Juan Rincon wins the delivery man of the year award and Ryan Franklin wins the Cy Young. They're good guys, I bet.

Terrible, just terrible. Giambi is a piece of trash, and he deserves only to be booed in every stadium he ever steps foot in again. I wish him nothing but pain and anguish.

So, what have we learned from this? Every actor on Earth panders to whomever is the story at the time. They all suck if they switch allegiances like that.