Kyyle23

Nothing means less to me than this quote. What a hollow, meaningless thing to say ESPECIALLY when your team is about to be the worst in history

Let’s go 30 innings

Eh doesn’t look obvious enough to overturn at second, that’s really close

I didn’t deputize you but if you insist. I just love your optimism it’s great

Kevin Warren is fucking around, I think it’s about time to get something done

Looks like the guy we knew and loved

We can put his thread next to the Kelenic thread so he knows how to get excited

Right so promoting Hostetler to a position he didn’t really qualify for but he was in the Sox organization so hey let’s do it sounds nothing like Getz look, you can be excited about a few new guys being hired but they have done nothing and nothing feels different except we keep getting closer to being the worst team in history. But yay on bannister, I’m sure in the next couple 100 loss seasons he will prove his worth and we can root for the pitching coordinator

A choice has been made, and it was the L

You think Preller is going to get fired for a trade he made 5 years ago?

Right, they are telling us they are gonna do all of that just like they told us they would do all of that in 2016. “Tearing it down to the studs” was trading Sale and Quintana and Eaton because the minors couldn’t be torn down any more than it was, because the minors was absolutely barren just like now. nothing is different here except the team is significantly worse off and it will take that much longer to climb out of the hole. you are welcome to believe what they are telling you, of course

Yea not really sure Robert Vaughn and Sheets will be on the team next season. Robert likely to be traded and Vaughn and sheets are just guys, probably could be moved or DFAed and wouldn’t matter

There is no mass transportation near site 78, got it

Yea, Pritzker told him to pound sand multiple times

*yelling from the back of the room* ”SIT DOWN!”

Did they not say the exact same thing in 2016? Here we are, 8 years later with the worst team in our lifetimes staring us in the face and he is gonna invest in the farm this time. THIS TIME, he will do it. This time

If they manage to avoid worst ever, they still suck lol

Bro Cody Whitehair was one of the worst centers and O lineman in the league last year. This isn’t Waldron’s preferred center, Coleman Shelton is only starting because Ryan Bates is hurt they had a lot of money to spend this offseason and they really were frugal with O line, and it is really showing out

If I were to collect all of these posts from you I think I would have a 5 page thread

The Sox can only lose 5 more times to prevent it now. I just don’t see the angels letting the Sox smoke them for 6 games and also the Sox -not- losing to San Diego and Detroit. The fact that the Sox have to go 9-5 to close the year out means it’s done, to me. Not one time this year have they approached that kind of “winning”

Uh, no I don’t believe that. Hawk might have said it but it’s hard to think that he believes that as well

Even if they do the impossible and get a streak against these bad teams going, they remain #1 in all of our hearts as the worst team we have ever fucking seen in our lives

Love anything as much as a team owner loves to hire an unqualified guy to do a highly qualified job, in the hopes that he figures it out (and the owner can pay him peanuts until he does)

The entire White Sox fandom in unison “Same, Hawk. Same”

Gonna be honest with you I should have put home and away next to the angels lmao