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QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:47 PM) I've always wanted a friend named Kyle. simply so i can turn to him and say, "That's Telekinesis, Kyle!" We arent close enough for you to tell me something like that

I read the title of this thread as "Caulfield with his usual post game 'the world is ending' threads after loss like this" wierd

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 5, 2009 -> 11:21 AM) Not over long distances. I can only take "signs" so many times on a long distance trip

QUOTE (RibbieRubarb @ May 5, 2009 -> 11:18 AM) Bears will not hunt where they smell human urine. TRUE. you arent supposed to answer your own statement

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ May 5, 2009 -> 11:06 AM) Oh lets not get into the AC vs DC debate. yeah, cause AC/DC is much better than Tesla

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 10:20 AM) Thanks for playing. You'll receive a lovely 5 piece Traveler's Choice luggage set as a parting gift. i would rather have the clip on ponytail if possible. i will get much more use out of that

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ May 5, 2009 -> 10:12 AM) Not now, though. Maybe in their primes. If the White Sox can get their players healthy and find an option for Contreras' spot...all the while holding close to .500, I think this team can contend. Getz, Fields, Alexei, Quentin, Lillibridge and Nix are still learning on the job. He wasnt saying copy their stance, he was saying to watch their approach and strategy. ESPECIALLY right now you would want a young hitter noting those things from veteran hitters.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 10:16 AM) They ripped off that scene from the Bruce Lee flick. figures. Im done

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:46 AM) Or install a maze of mirrors in your bathroom...similar to the one used in Enter the Dragon. I was thinking more along the lines of Conan the Destroyer(or was it Red Sonja?), where the monster is in the last mirror and you have to destroy all the mirrors...... whoa did I get off track there

Two segments last night had me laughing out loud, Santino/Kelly Kelly/Chavo was hysterical, even Santino was having a hard time keeping a straight face(and his accent), and Festus out-singing Jillian was up there as well.

QUOTE (scenario @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:42 AM) As I reread this thread, I can't help but think... Wow, amazing what a 3-game losing streak can do to some fans. doesnt surprise me much anymore. Remember the long losing streak that concluded in Toronto last year? Total meltdown shortly thereafter(as well as during, and a little bit before)

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) That doesn't take away from them improving, it takes away from them winning games. There's a distinct difference between that. That said, I did say with Carson they have a chance at being .500. The previous 4 seasons with Carson as the QB, they went 8-8, 11-5, 8-8, and 7-9. I'd say .500 is within the realm of possibility, even without TJ. They did sign Laveranues Coles, who is still a pretty solid receiver, and they have a bit of talent among their WR corps. Not to mention they also have Chris Henry who is as good as any WR when healthy(or is that not suspended?), and Chad Johnson. They are fine in the WR dept

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:21 AM) Well, then we're back to the argument that Ozzie is a miracle worker/master motivator to get anything out of this threadbare talent, and Walker and Cooper should have lifetime contracts. Where do you pull this s*** from? Who ever made this argument?

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 5, 2009 -> 09:06 AM) Do you all have mirrors in the shower or something? How the heck can you shave without looking in the mirror. I at least need the mirror when I'm trimming around my sideburns, which I keep very thin. get a plastic shower mirror at a dollar store.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 08:42 AM) That's ok fellas. One day your body will start to 'change'. It's called puberty. after that they can participate in the electric razor thread

I dont remember the exact quote, but when DD was Caesar and Comicus was doing his standup and made a fat joke, that was hysterical "Did he just make a joke about a pig?" "Yes sir, I believe he did sir" "Do you think he meant meeeeee?"(with mouth full of food) "Yes sir, I believe he did" "KILL HIM!!!!"

I still think that David Bowie was perfectly casted as Tesla.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 07:01 AM) And Lillibridge is right next to him staring like a deer in headlights with the bat on his shoulder. Lillibridge is still thinking about the proper way to miss the ball completely on a hit and run

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:59 AM) I jumped to my left to avoid the chair and all of a sudden he fell on top of me. Damn you Kenny Williams! KW is looking down at you from the open window with that smug "I told you so" look.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:56 AM) Dammit. You just fell on me. Well at least you didnt get hit by the chair too

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:31 AM) Who the hell do you think you guys are? The logic police? EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!! I just threw my chair through the office window for effect

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 5, 2009 -> 06:17 AM) Thank you. I love this over the top stuff, its hilarious. OMG WTF WE HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!! Please, we're a couple games out, in a weak division, despite having a number of key players missing time, all of whom are recently back or will come back soon. The 2008 team was under .500 later in the season than this. What? Im already lookin ahead to 2012(maybe). The next 3 - 5 seasons should be ignored, and a chicken little thread should be created after every loss

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ May 5, 2009 -> 12:09 AM) Very solid film none of you will ever watch: 'Sunshine Cleaning' false

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ May 4, 2009 -> 07:57 PM) Lillyflower and Pudsednik hay U schpelt dis rong, plees carrect

I like how baseball players are acting as drug dealers. And a good portion of them are current or ex White Sox players(McCarthy, Eduardo Perez, Sandy Alomar, BA)