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QUOTE (daa84 @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 06:13 PM) i have to believe its a one year contract, andi think the sox know they cant have both Richard and Marquez in the rotation at the same time...I'd feel quite a bit better about this team if we also signed freddy too....given the fact that a.) the fifth spot will be Richard/Marquez/poreda/broadway and that b.) Colon will be the 4, we still could use another guy Thats what the Rosenthal article states, only 1 year

after Bartolo rehabbed and came back to face the Blue Jays last year, did he look ok? good? bad?

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 04:55 PM) I saw Colon pitch here in Baltimore this past season and good lord he is fat, he looks even rounder than he does on TV. whenever he pitched I thought of the Simpsons episode where Homer played softball and they showed a slow motion breakdown of him hitting, with his fat shifting to the back, then to the front when he hit it. Same thing, except throwing the ball

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 02:41 PM) Dye is a big boy. It takes him a while to get going when motoring in for shallow flies and toward the line. But he's no disaster out there. If we make no moves I'd rather see BA in center than Owens. And CQ in left. Fields at third, Young at ss (trade them prospects), Lexi at second and Paul at first. AJ catcher with no decent backup (that could haunt us if durable AJ goes down). Thome DH. Trust our bullpen as is to bounce back. Mark, Floyd, Danks and pray for rain on the hill. p.s. Please sign Garland and Dunn. Dye, Quentin, BA and Dunn?

Former NFL running back Dave Meggett cannot keep it in his pants

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 02:03 PM) Why is that? So you can ensure that you will wet the bed and wonder how the hell that could happen the next morning? Well at least while you are changing your sheets you wont have a pounding hangover I dont get the whole wetting the bed thing. Never did it, never will.

QUOTE (LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 01:04 PM) If you're an animal lover, stop reading this now. My uncle would take the mice out of the 'hav-a-hart' trap, dump them into the toilet and then using a long wooden stick, he'd pin the mouse to the bottom of the bowl until it drowned. You have no idea how hard a mouse will fight to stay alive. They'd stretch their bodies out in an attempt to get air. It would take a full 5 minutes to put one down. Then he'd flush it. LOL, whats even the point of having that trap? if you are going to kill them, at least make it quick

QUOTE (bmags @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 10:39 AM) what's funny was that was the prediction for last years team. Who finished first. That prediciton was almost completely opposite of what happened, not only the White Sox.

QUOTE (Cali @ Jan 12, 2009 -> 08:47 PM) http://www.glassjaw.com/ And I Jizz. In. My. Pants. Apparently that had been up for a few months but I just saw/heard it today. f***, I hope they can get it together and put out a new album, preferably this year. Daryl's voice sounds AWESOME. I saw them open for Deftones around 2000. I was less than impressed

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 09:23 AM) I don't think he really tried to kill himself. The news article on CNN stated that he "did not suffer life-threatening injuries". Plus, interesting he did that just as the FBI was closing in on his tent. I think this was a fake attempt, which is no surprise from an apparently very fake man. They said he suffered deep cuts on his wrists. Fake or not, he cut himself pretty good apparently QUOTE (G&T @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 09:27 AM) I think the "attempted suicide" is really him thinking he can be deemed unbalanced and stay out of prison after his plot to disappear went awry. If someone actually wants to kill themselves, there are ways of doing that which would have been far easier than all this nonsense. Not opening the parachute when he jumped from the plane would have been a possibility. Well, I think he planned on getting away with it. Last night on 20/20 they were saying that they think he planned on having the plane crash into the gulf(the plane ran out of fuel, which is why it crashed in Destin), where his "body" would never be found and he would slip away into the night. But the plan went bad from the get go when a cop found him right after he landed.

Schrenker tried to kill himself too. What an honorable way to handle the mess he created

QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 07:41 AM) So who would you take, Hester or Smith? Lloyd or Smith? Davis or Smith? Exactly. Devin Hesters numbers were almost identical http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitSt02.htm http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HestDe99.htm Hester had 6 less catches, more yards, and more touchdowns, AND played one less game exactly

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 14, 2009 -> 02:51 AM) http://nymag.com/news/features/39593/ Fascinating story (the 1971 case)...his real name was Dan Cooper, fwiw. No, thats the name he gave to get on the plane. Part of the mystery is no one knows who he really is

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 08:17 PM) I guess you could say this inmate lacked foresight zing!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 06:32 PM) I will not allow you to lecture me. lol

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 06:12 PM) Yay., dont act like you arent going to tell the room to shut up when you hear Spock start up

Variety confirmed the list of movie trailers to be shown during the Superbowl

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:31 PM) Especially if you're walking around like Pete Rose in that ad. What? Thats my black tie outfit. You should see my casual wear......

QUOTE (klaus kinski @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:25 PM) J D hates the cold weather and would probably enjoy a trade there Yeah, he hated it so much he signed a contract to play here, then signed an extension

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 01:22 PM) Ladies, if you're at a bar and notice that kyle is also at the bar, do not leave your drink unattended. LMAO

Aaron Eckhart Hints at Two Face Return

When faced with thinking about saying something honestly to your girlfriend while drunk, pass out or pretend to pass out.

QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 11:52 AM) What a coincidence! I've been throwing up the last few days while looking at your avatar! Pete Pwns all, lol

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 11:40 AM) Oh, I thought you were just talking about this new dump show. I just about threw up watching the commercials for the show, I cannot imagine actually watching the show.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 13, 2009 -> 10:05 AM) I'm just saying the assumption is Cooper died in the jump, but someone seems to have found the money, the made a mistake in recording the numbers, or he survived Oh I know what you are saying, DB Cooper is definitely fascinating. The wierd thing about it is the FBI has kept it really close to vest, they consider the matter closed and there are so many loose ends