MattZakrowski

QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 16, 2010 -> 12:41 AM) No love for Nelson Cruz or Albert Pujols eh? Pujols can't keep hitting like this, guy's got a terrible track record.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 15, 2010 -> 01:36 AM) Mark should be a source of inspiration for soft-tossing lefties everywhere. Not that we should draft anymore...

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 09:45 PM) LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TA DO Is it terrible if I want Lucy on the team like a billion times more now just to do that all the time?

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 09:36 PM) I consider it to be bad luck to own more than one or two Sox guys on my fantasy team. As a rule I try not to draft my team's guys in anything, because I'm aware of my biases.

QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 09:35 PM) I'll say it again... Ozzie manages this team like he's in front of a PS3. I've never led Vizquel off in the show, FYI.

QUOTE (Chet Kincaid @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 09:31 PM) Andruw smiling and having fun out there. He's going to be something special this year. So is Rios. So is TCQ... Sounds like the outfield's set

QUOTE (hogan873 @ Apr 14, 2010 -> 02:53 PM) And a strong person to swing said stick. Preferably a baseball player too.

QUOTE (Tannerfan @ Apr 13, 2010 -> 08:48 PM) You make it sound as if Nix is some great player. He's AAAA at best, and a pretty lousy fielder. I'd hate to see him on that fake field What?

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 13, 2010 -> 04:39 PM) I always hated Captain Crunch as a kid. It seemed like it had some weird residue on it. Possibly petroleum. Really? Back when I ate crappy all the time, Captain Crunch and me were like crossed fingers.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 12, 2010 -> 10:53 PM) Jones needs to start full-time in LF. Kotsay can play sunday with the Ghost of Jayson Nix. Fixed, but point taken.

QUOTE (earthshiner @ Apr 12, 2010 -> 01:37 AM) Damon can't even get it to a cut off man anymore. Also, if Pierre was not in LF I bet that runner holds at 3rd. So we're going to try to trick baserunners into advancing now? Also Rios should never leave CF so long as he's playing.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 04:04 PM) Actually, on pitches 100+, Mark is typically better than he is on pitches 75-100. His opponent's OPS drops from .751 to .688 after pitch 100. And my eyes tell me I hate seeing Podsednik picked off and on the DL. Some of that could be a side effect of mostly getting to 100 pitches when he's having good games.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 03:59 PM) Man, Pierre really is playing like a scrub. At least one player is playing like we expected him to.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 03:56 PM) Great location by Buehrle...good reaction by Beckham on that soft liner. Time for Pierre to get on so Beckham can bunt him over. Like Juan Pierre can get on base...

Gordan Beckham. Boomshackalaka.

Bizzaro Kotsay! Mercy!

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:34 PM) Well the good news is Pods is off to a terrible start too... We couldn't have used him to get on base this year. Oh wait I'm sure that .429 OBP is sustainable. So yeah, we suck.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:26 PM) None of the other 31 ML teams would dare bat him 5th in the lineup. Ozzie is beyond perplexing. Not even the two fictional ones

Paulie doin' work.

At least Carlos can still hit.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 11, 2010 -> 02:17 PM) Lets wait until the last out of this game before proclaiming we lost. We haven't even batted yet. Oh crap, we still have to bat. This game is going nowhere fast.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Apr 10, 2010 -> 01:45 PM) Hudson made the same play as Rios last night. Both of them didnt see the ball, it happens. Rios wasnt even half way, he just was running to 3rd. Last night we thought maybe Hudson thought their were 2 outs (not 1), Rios on the other hand just didnt seem to see the ball at all. It's too bad that teams don't have a guy standing behind third base to inform base runners. How am I the first person to have thought of this?

If I recall correctly, the president and the vp don't fly together.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 9, 2010 -> 03:13 PM) And in honor of our offense I will not be accomplishing much today. In honor of our manager, I'm going to be putting things in positions where they can't expected to succeed. Who knew you can't toast pizza rolls.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Apr 9, 2010 -> 11:40 AM) Omar Vizquel would be an absurdly bad option to play everyday in the AL. He cannont hit, all the defense in the world, isn't going to make up for that. Don't be so sure. He did put up 1.1 WAR in 62 games last year.