southsider2k5

The White Sox could go on a 57 game winning streak, winning every single game the rest of this season, and they would still miss the playoffs.

*Now with 10% more yikes!

This has actually been a great series of Bobbles if you are just tuning in.

Ok, we really don't need to troll this dude anymore. Let it go.

WTF is he rambling about an extension?

If he pitches like this the next two years without injury, he's looking at Cole money of a few hundred million total. Hell maybe more as a lefty. If he gets to free agency with some sketchy health history where he has an injury or two and averages about half a year of work, he's in line for the Glasnow money of $30ish million for 5-ish years.

And in his case specifically, there was no one to block.

The White Sox are 0-61 when trailing after 8 innings.

Next verse, same as the first!

The hitting was going to be bad, but again almost to a man, guys are at career norms, or below.

And push that out another year if Crochet and Robert stick around.

The only group of White Sox who hasn't vastly underpeformed this year is the pitching. I know the bullpen has been awful, but most of that is because they aren't good bullpen pitchers. The starters as a whole have all been as good as, or better than, expected.

David Eckstein Jr.

Not enough grinders -Chris Getz probably

As you would expect.

If he refuses to pitch, they will just suspend him without pay.

And still has MLBs worst defense.

Nothing to endear you to a new city, fanbase, employer and teammates like telling them they can all get bent unless you get more money to do the job you are already getting paid for. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if is pays off for him.

We are 100% going to see AT LEAST 1 more 100 loss season.

Well, so much for the Cease is failing meme of the Getz Defense Corporation.