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QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Feb 11, 2011 -> 12:31 AM) Yup. Mauer and Pujols are probably the only two players in baseball you go all out for and not worry about future repercussions ( I think Longoria will be another one of those guys once he becomes a FA). I don't know about Mauer. Those knees are a disaster waiting to happen.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 10, 2011 -> 08:47 AM) Now, just to play devil's advocate. Given the Rangers have turned this situation ugly by letting it get public, and now have an overpaid "superstar" who wants out, perhaps we leverage this to get rid of some of the extra fat. If you could get rid of Teahen, and get half of the balance of Young's contract covered, would it be worth it? 16 mill - 5 mill (Teahen) - 5.5 mill (2011, 2012, 2013 - half of balance, savings of 20 million total to Rangers) = Young @ 5.5 million. Send them a couple of our B-list prospects so the Rangers save face, and you got yourself a stew goin'. Or something. It's just an idea. I could get behind that. His 200 hits would look really nice behind Pierre, and it front of Dunn/Konerko

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Feb 10, 2011 -> 03:50 PM) Hold on a second. They didn't say he can't go out for Junior Varsity. They said he didn't make the cuts for the Varsity team as a sophomore. And the way that article was written? C'mon, it couldn't come off more as an inflammatory piece of garbage. And this is another piece of s*** from a bad article. Who's saying that another coach would bunt every single time? You know what would happen if another team bunted in a situation where it was necessary? That team would be thrown under the bus for being "cowards" for making the correct baseball move. Which would be crap. You have to be able to play the game the way that it was meant to be played.

QUOTE (fathom @ Feb 8, 2011 -> 10:17 AM) How do we know she's not the mom? Was the apartment she was taking, the same place that he caught a glimpse of the girl's ankle as she was going into her room? To me that would answer the question the quickest.

QUOTE (soxfan420 @ Feb 9, 2011 -> 08:49 PM) I know I dont post very often anymore, but I still read the forums all the time can you please ban this troll, he doesn't even have good arguments He was banned hours ago.

My favorite plushie!

QUOTE (WhiteSUX @ Feb 8, 2011 -> 08:28 PM) Kenny the only Cuban's you're gonna see this year are the ones Mauer and Morneau smoke after winning the A.L. central title SLAPSHOT! Hey maybe by October Morneau will remember his name again!

QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 9, 2011 -> 03:34 PM) Gordon just recently joined. Cowley hasn't done anything since his Steelers lost. He was talking massive crap about the NFC. I'd act surprised, but you know...

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 9, 2011 -> 12:21 PM) The only thing that Texas would want would be Danks back. If you mean Jordan, you are correct. Anything to get out from under that contract.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 8, 2011 -> 10:24 PM) It's like reality teevee on SoxTalk. I think I remember some of this storyline back from season two and season three. It can't be. No one has said this show sucks, isn't funny, and its best days are behind it.

QUOTE (shipps @ Feb 8, 2011 -> 09:08 PM) My wife is pregnant. That is carazay. Congrats!

QUOTE (ScottyDo @ Feb 8, 2011 -> 12:25 PM) Those are different shoulder muscles and incomparable. We don't have a comparable for this one. IIRC Ptatc said at some point, while the injury was unique, if it is healed, it shouldn't hold Peavy back at all. He should be back to his old self. The biggest risk is re-injuring it if he gets into the wrong arm slot too often.

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Feb 7, 2011 -> 05:12 PM) Hope everyone knew today was the day to get single game tickets for Season ticket holders. Since the Sox f***ed me on Cubs/Sox this year since its on a mon/tues/wed I got 4 to each. Nothing personal, but, good. These should be weekday games. We know they are selling out, so why take up prime dates? Stick them on days when we don't sell out. Hell I wish they were weekday games in April, so we could get an extra 30,000 people in those crappy days versus summer weekend dates which would have 30k at them anyway.

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Feb 7, 2011 -> 05:22 PM) If 21-6-2 is average, I want more guys like him then. His percentages are down, obviously, because he's basically the only guy in Toronto who can score. But he can light it up. He is pretty much Luol Deng.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Feb 6, 2011 -> 11:55 PM) I'm quite sure that's illegal. He would have had to have sold his shares to be able to use that money towards the White Sox. Depends on their profit structure. If they roll gains over, he can't do it. If profits are paid in cash at the end of every year, he can do whatever he wants.

$300 million is nothing.

That isn't funny. I hope no wieners were harmed in that joke.

Puppies bite

Now how about puppies as footballs, hitting people in the nuts?

Let me see if I can find a football game on TV first...

Can we bring back Paul McCartney next year?

Just don't hit in the nuts by a drumstick.

So tomorrow starts my adventure in teaching. Prepare for the right-winging of high school econ students!

Hmm, maybe I should.

QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 6, 2011 -> 06:59 PM) My Super Bowl commercial.... Man walking down the street. Gets hit in the nuts. Cut to Snickers title card. It works on so many levels!