Jack Parkman

Not Jerry

Rodon is going to get paaaaaid this winter.

His iso is barely over .100

Moncada's power outage is concerning

Haven't you learned anything from Mercedes? I like what I've seen so far but I need to see more.

I don't think it's happening. Was a 1 time thing from a fresh arm. He barely pitched in 2020.

I think he can be effective at 97-99 I've only seen 99 a couple times this year though.

Because he's struggled with his control lately and this is a no pressure situation

Fuck the Twins

Yaz is on fire

Kikenze Arse

Toss them from the game, and give them a free ticket to Wrigley while you're at it.

I wish he had a name that we could botch like Barroids and A-Roids

If you say Shenanigans one more time....... Hey what's that bar down the street? Shenanigans?

Don't waste Kopech today

Don't trade that man

Yaz esta en fuego

Geez that's about the only way Moncada can get a hit right now. He needs to eat his spinach.

TLR is a HOF baseball person so expect Ruiz to be put in the game just to throw at Donaldson.

Fuck. The. Twins. That is all. Fuck those fucking fuckers. Keep them in the cellar where they belong.

God I hope not.

Yeah Soria is awful now.

Tony owes Gio dinner for that run. Everyone could see he had nothing except Tony.