Phuck the Cubs

How the hell did Dusty have anything to do with this?

That his elbow is severly damaged, and he can't ever pitch again, and the Cubs are trying to cover it up until they have to come clean.

My theory is getting truer by the second

Doubly, too, since he'd have 18 games to exact revenge on Ozzie for his comments. Lee is still pissed about that.

The only question is now, since he's going to Miami, how many naked women will he touch there?

A Cubs-Sox world series would be the worst riot ever, no matter the result. Sox fans would go at it with Cubs fans, Cubs fans would go at it with Sox fans. It'd be war. Combine drunk and stupid fans of both teams, a bitter history between the fans, the police trying to break it up, like they did when the Bulls won their titles in the '90s, an out-of-control riot is inevitable. Fans fighting, people throwing bottles, lighting fires, smashing cars, oh, yeah! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! :fthecubs :sosasucks

Some guy in my poli sci class was doing a debate on the issue of assissaniting the head of state and brought up this, that we've tried to kill him 645 times. We put explosives in his cigars: Problem: He realized it was odd when it wieghed 2 pounds. We put explosives in one of his 400 pairs of shoes. He never wore that pair, and he sold them. We've tried numerous other things and failed miserably.

What about Sabathia?

Another version of the moneyball being executed to perfection. Shapiro was right on his promise. They wouldn't contend for the playoffs until 2005, and well, they did.

Actually, we've unsuccesfully tried to kill him 645 times since he came to power. Just goes to show how bad our government is.

Yeah. And Prior's elbow is so badly screwed that he can't ever pitch again

I wonder what the Boss would say about the WBC if someone on the Red Sox got hurt in it.

The real black eye would be to the Bush Adminstration if Cuba wins it.

I still think that both of these teams will advance to round 2. I see no way in hell that Italy or Austrilla will beat either of these teams

6-5 Dominicans now.

I hope Bulls-Pistons becomes as good as it was in the 90's.

When will the NHL ever learn?? :headshake :headshake :headshake Bertuzzi gets about 30 games for ending Steve Moore's career, and now this? I'm not a fan of hockey, but this is ridiculus. Some guy who drills a player with literally, the intent to kill, gets off with only a 30 game suspension. BULLs***.

Whatever. We got 2 1st-round picks this year, hopefully a really good one tied to the Knicks, and next year, hopefully another real good pick. We will finally have our post-Jordan dynasty

Huh? No. I'm saying that the Knicks will have a 1st-rond pcik next year, but it will likely be tied to the Bulls, and our pick will be tied to the Knicks.

My school blocks that site I'll see it when I get home.

Ladies and gentleman, please welcome your 2006 World Series Champions in simulated games, the Chicago Cubs!

They'll constantly say that they're "2 weeks away" and then say they had a setback when they tried to return

I was watching baseball tonight on ESPN, and they were talking about how athletes in general need to stay in shape when they retire. to Kirby and his family.

^ What's the second one? I know we got their pick this year. If it's their pick we get in 2007, you're half-right. We have the option of swapping picks with them. We won't get theirs and keep ours in 2007, like we will this year.

Tell that to Rod Thorn. The player the Bulls wanted to draft the year we got Jordan was taken right before him. There's plenty of difference b/t 12 and 13