shipps

There must be something in the air today,Iam in such a good mood and that doesnt happen very often.

Would it be possible to change my group to Jackass?

This just sucks,I really thought Count was going to get his act together and be a huge factor in this run for the playoffs.There is no other option out there that is better than a healthy Jose.We are totally screwed.

I really had a lot of respect for him when he lost his over powering stuff but was able to go out there and win the big game with his knowledge he gained over the years.Before he was traded to the sox I thought he was a guy that relied upon his stuff only and wasnt a student of the game(I thought of him as just a lazy ass),he went on to prove me wrong.

Really sad,I heard rumors a few days ago that he wasnt going to make it.I didnt post them because I hoped they werent true,he was a true King of Comedy.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Aug 8, 2008 -> 03:03 PM) He already vetoed the deal, he's staying in San Diego. Further proof that San Diego is the greatest place in the world.

STOP.Please.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 8, 2008 -> 01:52 PM) Seeing that we've won 1 World Series in the last 90 years that list will be small. It doesnt have to be players that took us the farthest.There were alot of wins in the past 90 years even if there wasnt championships.

Iam going to withhold any judgements on the list because it is early.But so far Soxtalk is letting me down with their picks.I mean,shouldnt your favorite players be the ones that helped you win the most?

The man could push a ball over the fence going the opposite way better than any other hitter I ever seen.He had some serious f***ing brute strength.

Just got back from a company party at Moretti's and it was just another confirmation that I work with a bunch of sluts.

For the last year and a half I thought Josh Beeckman was a white man.huh.

I had a Subway philly steak sandwich yesterday double stacked and I have been sick since.

This list is strange already.There is going to be mostly players that have never made an allstar team.lol

QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 7, 2008 -> 01:10 AM) That depends on whether she was opening beer bottles with her buck teeth at the time or not. Would that be a turn on or a turn off?

QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 06:09 PM) Man, anyone else think that song "I Will Possess Your Heart" by Death Cab For Cutie is one of the strangest songs they've ever heard? It's almost an official stalking theme. Even the baseline intro and piano seems to fit the mood. They have been pretty dark lately.Their melodies seem up beat but when you listen to the words its all about death and loosing someone.But it is a damn good stalking song,really gets ya in the mood.

QUOTE (DBAH0 @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 02:42 PM) Shipps if I wear your magic glasses, then I might be safe? Lol!Yeah cause they would think you are a crackhead and leave you alone.

QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 03:11 PM) I liked Anchorman. I thought Anchorman was rated R.It atleast wasnt that awful watered down humor even if it was PG-13 ,there was some edgey humor in there.

Dont get shot.

I thought Step Brothers was hilarious.Will Ferrell is only funny when he is in a rated R movie though.I can think of a funny one of his that wasnt rated R.

Turn left on 35TH ST from Racine ST drive 1/4 mile East down 35TH and dont get caught speeding as I pass the Police Station on 35th and Lowe.Drive time 1 minute 35 seconds.

QUOTE (Soxy @ Aug 5, 2008 -> 12:48 PM) I don't know, I've never called Chicago "the city." Usually if I'm talking about it I say "downtown." Is that just me? I always call it downtown also.The interesting thing is everyones opinion where downtown actually begins and all its boundries.

Someone pointed out to me yesterday that I call my clothes OWFITS.

QUOTE (YASNY @ Aug 5, 2008 -> 11:30 AM) Hilarity in a thread about someone passing. Mmmmmmmmmm ok. Yas relax, I wasnt cracking jokes.It was making fun of Offman not any disrespect to Caray.Most would see that.

QUOTE (Gregory Pratt @ Aug 4, 2008 -> 05:01 PM) I did not count you because you were there for five minutes at the very end and I didn't count Molto for lack of any time with him. It was a memorable and special five minutes.