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"dumber than a bag of rocks","butt looks like a sack of potatoes".

I shall now use this thread as my Catch-all.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 11:32 AM) I'd love to get Beltre. Your and wite's love of Beltre has become quite disturbing.I mean the mention of his name anywhere on the board and you guys start humping your keyboard.He isnt that great.

The only way to get rid of a habit is to replace it with another habit.That is fact.So watch more porn or something.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 09:23 AM) Amended. Thats like saying you have conjunctivitis in your toe.

Me and my team of residents have been reading your case over and we came to the conclusion that you have a sinus infection.

I want to email Ozzie to fire Greg Walker just because I miss saying it.Yep...good times.

I find it shocking that Castro backs the Cuban fighter who kicked the ref in the face.Long live the Zapatistas!

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 07:01 AM) Thats cuz you are a mountain climber, man Actually hes a BigFoot hunter.

Do it to it boys

Make him pitch from second base so you can continue to stunt the growth of your childs baseball knowledge.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 07:16 PM) You guys can NOT be serious about "The Hills". You cant be not serious to not be serious about "the hills".

QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 06:34 PM) I don't wish to frighten you sir, but you are only about 250 posts to 2,000. Do I get the ticker tape for 2000 like I did for 1000?That was awesome.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 06:16 PM) Just watched the DVR of the CQ at bat to lead off today. How was that not a homer? Well he bit a chunk out of his bat and that will take the quality of it down a notch.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 04:26 PM) Liar....I know ur excited for the Hills premier tonight. Sweet thanks for reminding me.

It continues a fashion thread.

My fondest memories of Karko was a time me and my buddy were watching the sox in his front room and it was a blow out game.We were winning like 10-1 and we barely cheered for the Sox the whole game cause they were out of the race.But for some reason my buddy felt this sudden rush of excitement when Kark hit a HR even though it was a blowout in a meaningless game,he jumped out of his seat throwing up his hands and shattered the light fixture above sending glass crashing to the ground.I still LOL to this day when I think about it.

This tastes like blowup doll.

QUOTE (oralsoxpodcast @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 02:19 PM) I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'd blow him. Hence the name huh.

Iam starving all they had was canned cheeseburger in the club house today.

As much as I love him I just couldnt put him on my list.He has been here a half of year, that just wouldnt be right.

I wish Strahan would just stop it.Iam sooooooooooo over all this retirement for 6 months than you make your valiant comeback.

I love when the guy steals the bait car that the police set out for him with cameras all over the goddamn thing.He says I was just movin it for my cousin when he got caught.lol they always have some kind of dumb excuse even when they are caught red handed.

Isnt the point of managing a roster is too have players on that roster that are successful at a great price?It seems people want the sox to dish out a ton of money right now to the guy just because we love him so much.I realize we want to make him happy but on some levels I want to say tough s*** we will give you what we want.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 25, 2008 -> 09:10 AM) I wouldn't. With all of the health issues, I wait until at least after next year. When he ran into the wall with that left shoulder yesterday I had to cringe.