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I keep trying to remember the Steve Martin line in The Jerk. Something like isn't being a Dentist great! Everyone call you Doctor, but you're really not . . . all the while in "the chair"

We know how much Jerry values a superstar finishing in a Chicago jersey Fisk, Jordan, Frank? Do we really believe that Jerry is going to care where Frank finishes his career?

Accused of injecting semen (his) into mouths of patients

With my present web hosting situation I can receive email through my domain, but can not send. I know that is standard for most hosting companies to combat spammers, but are there some that will allow me to send and receive from my domain? Confused? I was after re-reading the above. For example. Let's say I owned the domain http://www.texsox.com My hosting company would allow me to receive mail addressed to me@texsox.com but when I send, I would have to send as me@aol.com or whomever is my ISP. I want to send and receive like I had a dedicated server.

The best player better be starting, regardless of paycheck.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Mar 14, 2005 -> 11:16 PM) Pride should be enough. Sweatin' for pride ain't nothing. Pride and $$$$ talk.

Put them in the same category as the French.

QUOTE(TheBigHurt35 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 04:30 PM) I'd have to go with Navy Pier. It's nice that they decided to use it for something back in the early '90s but, unless you really like ferris wheels, it's just a crowded tourist trap. When I entertain friends in the city, I like to take them up to 96th floor of the Hancock building for drinks at dusk. The view is spectacular. I love telling them we'll be having drinks at the tip of the (Han)cock

QUOTE(rangercal @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 03:09 PM) Damn guys it was 5:30 am when I found the article. I was on my way to school. I did not think everyone would spend so much energy trying to change the title of the thread. "Franks lawyers ask to withdraw subpoena" would that make everyone happy? My opinion is it is Frank asking to withdraw . When you have lawyers you are asking through a third party. It is Frank asking.Through his lawyers. For his reasoning, I have a feeling he just does not want to be put in a position of being the snitch. Through his lawyers. Maybe if I had 20,000 posts I would not get people b****ing about my thread title inderectly. Actually you would have many many more

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 03:13 PM) I'm stunned. They probably haven't seen the Breakfast Club either. :headshake Saw Breakfast Club. Ferris? Sorry, I heard scenes from Wrigley and wrote off the movie. I guess some of us are just hardcore Sox fans

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 03:05 PM) perfectly innocent

I was thinking Water Tower Place as I was writing. I am planning a trip back and planning on meeting up with a friend from Miami and she wants to go there. I thought it was about the worse suggestion.

Taking all things Cub out of the equation, what is the one place you dislike the most in Chicago? That place or thing to do that when you are showing someone around and they ask to see/do it that makes you wanna :puke

I may get banned for this but, I never have seen Ferris, I guess I have to now. Any links?

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 02:26 PM) Thanks Tex - people need to sign onto as many of these as they can, make some calls (not you, Mr. Eye!! ) and keep this from getting slipped through. We do need to keep a (Mr.) eye out . . . What a shocker, both of my Senators support drilling

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:45 PM) Well hell ... when y'all gonna git 'em pumpin'? March 15, 2005 Today's classic list was originally published on June 7, 1996. The Top 5 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional 5> You *finally* get your work published in a major newspaper and your rat-bastard brother sics the Feds on you. 4> Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from Penthouse Forum. 3> Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey. 2> Didn't make today's Top 5 List? Dad holds ya, Mom beats ya. and TopFive.com's Number 1 Indication Your Family May Be Dysfunctional... 1> No more sunny breakfast nook now that kitchen is a meth lab. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

and in 2004 we were this close to a championship or Bud Selig personally handled Carlos Lee's physical. He is seen here telling reporters . . .

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 01:28 PM) Or teeth They must have invented the tooth brush anywhere else it would have been a teeth brush

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 01:14 PM) Out of curiosity are these real dollar cuts, or are the cuts in projections? Cynic alert -- Depends on who is talking and which would help their cause. If these were Iraqi kids, no problem, we have an unlimited budget for them.

March 15, 2005 Dear James, Thanks to you and other friends of children, members of Congress have received almost 5,000 calls advocating for a budget that helps, not harms, children and families. Unfortunately, Congress still hasn’t gotten the message that every child matters. The Senate and House Budget Committees passed their respective budgets last week. Both budgets will put us on a path that will require budget cuts to proven programs that help children and families. The full Senate and House will be voting on their respective budgets this week. For a budget update and overview, follow this link: http://www.chn.org/humanneeds/050311a.html Call your member of Congress on March 15th and 16th. Use state-specific data to tell your Senators that we need a budget that invests in America’s children, not one that cuts programs for children and families. To contact your member of Congress, use this toll-free number, 1-800-247-2971 on March 15th or 16th, call the U.S. Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121, or follow this link: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/dbq/officials/ Budget Resources: -House Budget Proposal State-by-State Analysis, click here. -Bush Budget State-by-State Analysis, click here and find your state on the map. Overview of Senate and House Budgets Senate Budget House Budget Deep cuts to Medicaid, Food Stamps and other programs that help children and families. These programs would be cut by $32 billion over five years. The Medicaid cut could be as much as $15 billion. These programs would be cut by $68.6 billion over the next five years. The Medicaid cut could be as much as $20 billion. Deep cuts to important children's programs, including education, housing, Head Start, and child care. These programs would be cut by $207 billion over five years. In 2010 alone, those cuts amount to 13 percent. These programs would be cut by $216 billion over five years. In 2010 alone, those cuts amount to 14 percent. More tax breaks for the wealthy. $70 billion in new tax breaks over 5-years. $106 billion in new tax breaks over 5-years. Detailed Budget Analyses: Senate: -Overview of Budget Proposal, click here. -Medicaid Cuts in Senate, click here. House: -Overview of Budget Proposal, click here. -Medicaid Cuts in House, click here. -State-by-State House Budget Analysis, click here. Next Steps In the Congressional Budget Fight: After the Senate and House pass their respective budgets, the differences must be worked out in a Senate-House conference, and then the conferenced budget will be voted on again by the full Senate and House before being adopted. Senator John Kerry Introduces "KidsFirst" Health Initiative (S. 114) Nearly 25 million children were without health insurance for all or part of 2002 and 2003. That’s simply unacceptable in the world’s most powerful and wealthy nation. In response to this national disgrace, Senator John Kerry has introduced S.114, the “Kids First Act of 2005” which would cover every uninsured child in America under 21. We invite you to join a grassroots campaign to win passage of this historic legislation. You will be joining with thousands of individuals and organizations who believe that it is morally unacceptable to allow any child to go without medical care and who recognize that the long term economic benefits to society greatly outweigh any costs. The bill already has been endorsed by such organizations as the American Academy of Pediatrics, American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO, National Association of Children’s Hospitals, March of Dimes, and the National Association of Community Health Centers. With your help, we can pass legislation to insure every child. You can help by: Becoming a citizen co-sponsor of the KidsFirst Act. Just follow this link: http://www.johnkerry.com/petition/kidsfirst.php?source=500 Ask your members of Congress to co-sponsor “KidsFirst” (S.114). To contact your member of Congress, just follow this link: http://www.congress.org/congressorg/dbq/officials/ Sen. John Kerry speaking at media event. KIDS FIRST ACT To learn more, just click on the items below: - "KidsFirst" bill summary. - Transcript of "KidsFirst" supporters. - Listen to messages of supporters. Thank you for your help in making children a political priority. Sincerely, Michael Petit President and Founder

BTW, Arkansas has more Miss America winners than Kentucky just saying

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:47 PM) 1. Should Ozzie then tell KW how to be a GM? Granted he needs help but not from a Manager.. Let KW f*** up his own job not someone elses 2. This is a first.. But, lets see a seasons end if things don't go well who he blames for this year? Manage, players, Fans,. Jimmy the hotdog vendor? 3. Why Sign Gooch then if Willie "The Failure" Harris is your starter? Thats like Signing Eldque and then telling Bmac he has a shot at the rotation. 1.) Read slower. I know you thought you saw a chance to rip KW and probably rushed a bit.

QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:41 PM) No, I think I just busted you and you're coming over to the dark side and agreeing with us "hillbillies" that NASCAR is indeed a sport. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:44 PM) LMAO... Them's fightin' words. You calling a guy from Kentucky a hillbilly? whoa, that's a stretch I kid, because I care™ used by permission.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:31 PM) At $55 a barrel, Texas is probably thinking about drilling again. Hell, we got awhl rigs from the Galveston to Odessa . . . Everyone has got one in their backyard, that's why we don't have a state income tax

I don't care about the subpoena how about this line