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. . . and honey that's the honest to God truth how I lost my ring . . .

Not bad for a first attempt. My son is teaching me photoshop. I really want to get this into flash and have the tail fly up and a poof of gas come out . . .

Nice guy, loyal, worked hard. Greedy bastard owners cutting him while he's injured. What happened to loyalty? I sure hope players don't start acting like the owners. Alomar, Kelly, and now Danny. :headshake

The ghost of Christmas Past comes to visit . . .

Funny post of the year OMG!!

Critic Because Gage was so kind While out to lunch with her, do not forget to chat endlessly about your man-crush on Buerhle, chicks dig that warm sensitive, not afraid to show your feelings. Seriously, this is really easy because it's blockbuster, go in when it is slow, just ask her out and if she starts laughing, just transfer your membership.

Could someone give me three reasons why Randy Johnson would want to finish his career in Chicago? Money? Championship? Hometown boy? He has his pick of teams. What would move Chicago into prime consideration?

Some new members appear confused by our policy regarding 4-letter words. Despite popular thinking, some 4-letter words are frowned on here. For new, and old, members I offer this substitution guide. Banned word Cubs -- Official sub ScRubs Banned word Sosa -- Official sub Shamee While not quite official and not exactly 5-letters, it is becoming increasingly fashionable to substitute greed son of a b**** for Maggs.

Do the laws against double posting apply where the poster is, the server is, or the person filing out the complaint? I believe it calls for the death penalty on some anal WS bulletin boards, fortunately not here. This has got to be the most bizarre argument I have ever read here, and we've had some bizarre ones. Anyone catch the irony of the thread being titled "Whose story do you believe?"

Do the laws against double posting apply where the poster is, the server is, or the person filing out the complaint? I believe it calls for the death penalty on some anal WS bulletin boards, fortunately not here. This has got to be the most bizarre argument I have ever read here, and we've had some bizarre ones. Anyone catch the irony of the thread being titled "Whose story do you believe?"

steff, I think it's heaven forbid Heaven for bid is usually on late at night with a toll-free number to call with your credit card for instant salvation

but us talking about it added two to ours

I owe that kid $2, I bet him he wouldn't do it

I'd join you with that lung donation* But it always seems to come down to this kind of crap (purely made up) Buerhle, Konerko, and a prospect for Johnson. We can never seem to sign that over the top pick without giving up a piece that put us on the edge to begin with. I am beginning to believe we will need to really catch lightening in a bottle via our farm system. *but only to encourage and hold your hand while you were being wheeled into surgery

Problem is we cannot just *add* him to this team. We have to give up a lung. If it was simply adding him, I'm with you all the way.

Actually I wonder if the Doctor who treated golfer Jose Maria Olazabal, Dr. Hans-Wilhem Muller-Wolfhart, has any ideas? Olazabal went from career ending, misdiagnosed ailment, to walking in a few weeks. I think he was also in Vienna.

I heard this little company in San Francisco has an ointment you can rub on . . .

Nah, neither one was a Chicagoan wanting to pitch back home. I'm learnin' y'all this. A Texan pitchin' for the Lone Star State is a powerful thang.

does that subtract one post from 05s total and add it to yours?

Overhead on a Chicago expressway . . . "Bossman, I got nothing to fill that pot hole" "Just dig another hole where no one goes and hope for the best." To fill these holes, without creating new, we need one of two things to happen 1. Fill them via free agency. That would most likely take a payroll increase. 2. Someone in the organization to have a RoY season Marlin's won with Willis lighting up the league. We do not have the payroll to just load up on MLB proven talent. We need guys to catch fire and perform out their asses. Pray some of these guys find a magic spell.

Or the Ron Santo and Don Kessinger eras, oops we were discussing HoFers

Nice work. Good use of pics to have the eyes heading in the same direction.

Stay tuned, tomorrow we hear the "she seduced me" and "how can a 12 year old overpower a school teacher" version of the story. Then we never hear about this one again.

Frank is a big human and lower body stuff is tough especially at his age. OMG, I just said "at his age" for a guy younger than me One thing Frank has going for him is huis workout ethic. I cannot remember a time in his career that he reported to camp out of shape.