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I enjoyed a nice breakfast taco of refried beans, eggs, american cheese, bacon and washed it down with a nice carton of egg nog on my way to Mexico this morning. Heart Healthy

Let's remember it was not against the rules of baseball at the time.

He wouldn't let me :-) I don't even know if I have any old 5 1/4 floppies laying around.

Currently the system has an AMD Athlon 2700+, 1 gig of ram, a SoundBlaster card, DVD burner, CD Burner, old fashioned floppy drive (I wanted to add a 5 1/4 for laughs) The video card will be the final step for a few days, maybe even months. One thing I thought of is he does not have cable TV in his room. To take full advantage of this card, he would need a direct cable feed, not from the network.

#1 son and I are building a gaming, home entertainment PC. I am looking at this video board and wondering what they mean by able to share the features on a network. Anyone have any experience with this all-in-wonder card? Newegg link

How to Shower Like a Woman... > > > > > >1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper > > >according to lights and darks. > > >2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband > > >along the > > >way, cover up any exposed areas. > > >3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -- make mental note to > > >do > > >more sit-ups. > > >4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long > > >loofah, > > >wide loofah, and pumice stone. > > >5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added > > >vitamins. > > >6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > > >7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with > > >natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. > > >8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes > > >until > > >red. > > >9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. > > >10. Rinse conditioner off hair. > > >11. Shave armpits and legs. > > >12. Turn off shower. > > >13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with > > >Tilex. > > >14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap > > >hair > > >in super absorbent towel. > > >15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs. > > >16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > > >17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > > > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > >How To Shower Like a Man... > > > > > >1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave > > >them in a pile. > > >2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake > > >wiener > > >at her making the 'Woo-Woo' sound. > > >3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your > > >wiener > > >and scratch your ass. Don't bother to get a wash cloth. You don't need > > >one. > > >Check for pecs. > > >4. Get in the shower. > > >5. Wash your face. > > >6. Wash your armpits. > > >7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > > >8. Crack up how loud your farts sound in the shower. > > >9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > > >10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. > > >11. Shampoo your hair. > > >12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. > > >13. Pee in the shower. > > >14. Rinse off and get out of shower. > > >15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain > > >was > > >hanging out of tub the whole time. > > >16. Admire wiener size in mirror again. > > >17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. > > >18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, > > >pull > > >off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. > > >19. Throw wet towel on bed. > > > > > >If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind > > >this email, there is something so very wrong with you..........

Washington Post Link I am all for sex education that includes abstinence, but all the info needs to be factual.

http://www.bulls***job.com/ hell, it's a nice time waster

Yahoo News Link more at link

Yeah, like digging into Dad's bookmarks BTW, he talks about the main site he visits all the time and thought he was cool when he crossed 500 posts. He really understood the point that post counts don't matter when he saw my total

The only problem with random play is pacing during the dance portion. A good DJ will feel the room and can get a dance floor and party going. Of course that is one in a few dozen DJs. You may think about at the minimum organizing the dance music, looking at tempo more than musical genres.

I was a wedding DJ at a bowling alley banquet hall in Round Lake. What could be sadder Get a copy of his available music, ask for an equipment list, talk with the banquet hall, and make certain the DJ understands you do not want a show, you just want some tunes played. But what you really need is Here

Yankees or a team that hasn't won a post season series in decades and decades? Logically if I was a HoF pitcher, which one would I take? Plus look at the questions surrounding the Sox. Will Maggs and Frank be around? Who is playing short? Will Takatsu pitch strong for a full season and be a stud closer? Who will be catching? Absent a suitable offer from a top 5 or 6 team, maybe. But until then, he's going to talk to the big guys.

Recruiting may be a problem this off season no matter who they bring in. If you've developed a relationship with a recruiter and now he's been fired, it's way to easy to dismiss that school and take a different choice. Especially in this case where almost any ND recruit would have his choice of dozens of other top schools. Imagine being able to turn down ND and sign with USC, Oklahoma, Florida, UI, OSU, etc. Not a dog in the bunch. Unless you were looking for that Catholic education. Then I guess St. Norbert's would be your choice. They do have a nice hockey program.

Thanks to the Onion

He's got one maybe two years left to win another WS ring. I'll bet he has a short list of teams he would be interested in and you can start with the playoff teams from last year, and drop the Twins. I will be mildly surprised if he winds up in the AL, but only if it isn't NY or Bos. I would probably also eliminate the fading Braves from the equation.

He's going to be mentioned for about every head job this off season. The one stat I was reminded of that tempers my belief he should have had more time 13-15 after the 8-0 start when everything was new. After they got use to him and his systems and techniques 13-15?? I am starting to think they had enough reason to pull the plug, especially if Urban is locked and loaded for the job.

I was just snooping aorund my 15 year old's computer and saw some of his posts at a gaming site. I'm wondering what some of the HS and college people think about parents boundaries. He's an excellent student, Eagle Scout, and athlete and there are basically no behavior problems. Just want to keep it that way. BTW, he has a cool sig and avatar and in his sig are the lyrics And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make. I know I'm raising him right Abbey Road

Nice paint job On the sidewalk. Can't he keep the paint on the car

It sits on the bottom of the page scrolling headlines in whatever sports you want.

In countries with strict reproduction laws regarding how many children (China) females are routingly aborted. Sad but true.

http://www.yforum.com/

Nice link SS

What is the world coming to when you cannot trust information from a 3rd world country best known for international drug trafficking?