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His mommy is dropping him off. Which isn't bad if you are 15, but he's 40'something

BTW corg, since you will probably read this, let me help with your next lie. Be so pissed at the Sox that you sell your stock and cancel your season tickets.

Sliced brisket, beans, rice, onion, pickle, jalapeno, bread, and sweat tea for under $6.00. Hey Kap, y'all have Rudy's up north?

LOL, last year I was out in the Mountain Man program, this year I am splitting time between basecamp and the new guys and a couple nights treking in the far backcountry. Kenny and JR have my sat phone number in case they call a shareholder's meeting. I can still help out, so do not worry

Thanks, it was up *before* the trade. At first it was "that trick never works" . . . But when I was talking with Kenny at the last shareholder's meeting and he let it slip that we would be getting him, I had knight update the sig. Come to think of it, we should all pretend to be shareholders

From FlaSoxxJim regarding the ESPN boards

While I usually object to piling on, in this case I agree. He perpetuated a myth for a long time, abused people, belittled people, challenged people. If he wasn't so annoying, no one would have spent so much time and effort to expose him And if he didn't fight with so many, there wouldn't be so much piling on.

LOL, thank you.

I love the guy. It is caught red handed and still sticks to his false identity. Wow. I hope he doesn't actually believe himself.

CW, I apologize for my earlier wish. How could I be so cruel and not respect your age. Allow me to try again Happy Birthday, Is that easier to read?

Hmmm, someone is cast out yesterday, then Ugly shows back up . . . Welcome back.

LOL Link here

I really miss my silent weekend retreats up in Barrington. The Jesuits run a very nice retreat house. Sadly, I haven't found a good substitute here.

Corg loved a song, this is still an all-time favorite and perhaps, his shining movement. KW's Eau Du Colon When are you gonna come down Where will your contract land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to the old man You know you can't bait me forever I couldn't sign up with you I'm not a checkbook for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing the blues So goodbye Bartolo Colon Where the dogs of big league baseball howl You won't let me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old room in the woods Hunting the next major league lode Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the Charlotte road What do you think you'll eat then I bet you'll stay a tub o' goo It'll take you a couple of dozen burritos To never see your feet again Maybe you'll get a new G.M. There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground So goodbye Bartolo Colon Where the dogs of big league baseball howl You won't let me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old room in the woods Hunting the next major league lode Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the Charlotte road

Like David Hinkley and Squeeky From, my theory is corg did all this just to impress a girl. I have even penned an ode to the couple as sung by Mr. Ncorgble. I hope y'all like it. With appologies to Kenny Rogers. While she's not posting, I stay up late at night and toke my bong And most times all my lies can be so wrong And it's good that I'm really just a gnome, all alone While she starts posting, I try to impress her with my fight And quickly she says that I'm really right. And I post to her and say, I'm in a plight, it's not a pretty sight. Chorus And she believed in me, I'll never know just what she sees in me I told her everyday I was THE Man, I had changed the Sox With my little spies, But they were all lies. But she had faith in me, and so I go on trying faithfully And who knows maybe on some special night, if my lies were right I will find a way, find a way... While she sits waiting, I stumble to the computer for a byte Then I see my old mom in the night Just waiting for me like a secret friend, and there's no end While the whole worlds laughing, I fumble with an answer to my plight And I'm torn between the things that I should do And the boards wake up to say we're through, God my truths were few. Chorus And she believed in me, I'll never know just what she sees in me I told her everyday I was THE Man, I had changed the Sox With my little spies, But it all was lies. But she has faith in me, and so I go on trying faithfully And who knows maybe on some special night, if my lies were right I will find a way, find a way...

I agree it was slimy in the highest degree.

Has anyone seen HSC *and* corg at the same time? Hmmm, could they be the same person??

They may be slimeballs, but think of the people they may have saved if Perkins continued to have unprotected sex.

He is Kevin Mathew's alter ego and sports reporter. Nice guy, a little goofy. Eats his own teeth but they grow back . . .

Isn't Jim Shorts from Ft. Wayne?

Another entry in the going to hell club Affidavit: Children made to dig own graves :fyou

Do you believe in reincarnation? Jeffrey, is that you? . . .

Clemen's is happy spending time at home with the kids instead of heading to games he isn't pitching. He's coaching his son's Little League team in a coaches pitch league. One of his team mates was told that Roger pitched a few innings that morning to his son's team. His team mate replied, "how many 8 year olds did he brush back?" He's not going anywhere. He's on a contender already.

Tomorrow I am heading to the Davis Mountains with my Boy Scout Troop. Last year during this trip, the Sox went on a 8 of 9 run, climbing back into the race. Pull them through for me again, por favor. It's a strange feeling missing a 9 days of the season, picking up the paper and holding my breath as I look for the standings.

You are kinder and gentler than I. I disliked him from the very first post I read of his. I assumed he lived with his mommy, worked at Jewel as a bagger, had every Star Trek movie on Beta, and kept a poster of Thomas pinned to his bedroom ceiling. That would be Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. I am surprised to learn he reproduced. I do feel sorry he was outted. I'm assuming he has a very fragil self worth and this probably crushed him. My guess he's going to be a Twin fan next and post over there.