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I agree it was slimy in the highest degree.

Has anyone seen HSC *and* corg at the same time? Hmmm, could they be the same person??

They may be slimeballs, but think of the people they may have saved if Perkins continued to have unprotected sex.

He is Kevin Mathew's alter ego and sports reporter. Nice guy, a little goofy. Eats his own teeth but they grow back . . .

Isn't Jim Shorts from Ft. Wayne?

Another entry in the going to hell club Affidavit: Children made to dig own graves :fyou

Do you believe in reincarnation? Jeffrey, is that you? . . .

Clemen's is happy spending time at home with the kids instead of heading to games he isn't pitching. He's coaching his son's Little League team in a coaches pitch league. One of his team mates was told that Roger pitched a few innings that morning to his son's team. His team mate replied, "how many 8 year olds did he brush back?" He's not going anywhere. He's on a contender already.

Tomorrow I am heading to the Davis Mountains with my Boy Scout Troop. Last year during this trip, the Sox went on a 8 of 9 run, climbing back into the race. Pull them through for me again, por favor. It's a strange feeling missing a 9 days of the season, picking up the paper and holding my breath as I look for the standings.

You are kinder and gentler than I. I disliked him from the very first post I read of his. I assumed he lived with his mommy, worked at Jewel as a bagger, had every Star Trek movie on Beta, and kept a poster of Thomas pinned to his bedroom ceiling. That would be Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. I am surprised to learn he reproduced. I do feel sorry he was outted. I'm assuming he has a very fragil self worth and this probably crushed him. My guess he's going to be a Twin fan next and post over there.

Happy Birthday youngin'

Up to my ass in alligators. I'm leaving on Saturday for a week in the mountains and all the last minute details have me running all over the area. I've had a couple run ins with ncorgbl and really wish they hadn't killed the thread. Can someone PM or summarize who he really is?

You have no style

Are these personal visits or are you being recruited?

As long as he trades minor leaguers for major leaguers I don't think he can get fleeced. It seems the Marlins either finish last or win a WS. I'll trade a couple years of hell for WS bunting hanging from the Cell.

Exactly. The ability to close is what separates the good teams from the rest.

As I was trying to follow this, all I could think is we need to find this guy I remember from ESPN's boards. I think his screen name was ESPNJoe. He'd be a great match for Juggs. They could go on and on about some obscure theoretic concept.

A west Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a consultant." says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business........Now give me back my dog."

Without knowing exactly what is on the downstairs computer, that sounds correct. Remember if you are going to share the printer on the downstairs 'puter it must be on.

But should everyone who he's ever known have their lives open books as well? This is an ex-wife and children who are being embarassed and potentially harmed. Is there a balance? They are hwe records also. What has she done to deserve this? She divorced him.

No we aren't making light of it or ignoring it, we had well over 50 posts crying about Mariotti's coverage. We're doing something.

I think the true test will be when he faces major league talent After this weekend, Yankee Stadium will seem like a quaint homey field.

Ok, everyone convinced me. There have been a ton of fights at Hawk games. A ton of fights at Bears games. Brewer games are crazy with fights. People get shot at Wrigley. College games are fight filled. The Cell is just like every where else and I'm an asshole for expecting Sox fans to be better. Personal safety and abusive language is not something that should keep families away. No problem. I just have to learn to be more tolerant.