Texsox

QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Nov 28, 2008 -> 12:27 AM) That You Tube "Play arrow" is almost perfectly placed. for what?

QUOTE (juddling @ Nov 28, 2008 -> 05:13 AM) true..... The person below me has won a prize over $500. True Member-Guest Golf Tournament The person below me has shoplifted

My grandmother passed away from pancreatic cancer, it's the b****iest of them all. If it has started to spread, he won't make Christmas.

Ah, the traditional Thanksgiving horror thread

QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 04:56 PM) False. The person below me will agree with me about the comic genius of Bea Arthur. True The person below me has left an anonymous note for a girl

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 02:20 PM) False. The person below me is working today. True, but just clearing up a couple little things that aren't too much. Also doing some homework. The person below me hasn't started their Christmas shopping.

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:45 AM) My Uncle Harley would be looking at me like...yeah what he said,Mount Prospect. Just be careful. Remember the fight that Popeye and Bluto got in when Bluto went to Mount Olive . . .

I love the one about the Cubs having won a world series

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:03 AM) Uncle Harley,I live in Chicago WTF are you talking about? D'Oh, haven't you ever heard of Mount Prospect?

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:08 AM) AAAHHH the gold ol' strip.If we did that poll back in your prime Tex the winner would probably be the never ending forest.Weird how things like that change. Prime? You are predicting the future

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:49 AM) LOL.Did the Hitler cut win? IIRC "landing strip" was the winner.

Paste the embedded url and turn on HTML below. Default is HTML off And he does have a nice ass. But this seems like a publicity or hoax video.

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:58 AM) Iam going to start a poll about the most attractive pubic hair. make certain none is an option and Aboz already started a similar poll. IIRC it was the most popular poll ever conducted here.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:35 AM) Mmmm, True and False. The person below me thinks boobs are overrated FALSE. Well actually small boobs are overrated The person below me drinks coffee with cream and sugar

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:48 AM) As recently as last night. The person below me has a secret addiction False, my post total is there for all to lament. The person below me finds this joke funny A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your Day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. The father says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way.'

How can any rational thinking human say that with a straight face? How can you not read that and realize these this is crazy? I've heard guys claim the coach is an idiot or he doesn't like me when getting cut, but this is crazy.

I find women sexiest when they are naked and exclaiming, I can't believe we are doing it for the third time this year!

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:08 AM) Tex you are confusing me.Your are in relationships at Hawk games? QUOTE (The Critic @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:15 AM) He quoted the wrong post. I posted at the same time, but came in second, so I just edited my reply. LOL QUOTE (rangercal @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:39 AM) False. They are all the same to me The person below me has a fantasy football team False. The person below me has helped get a buddy laid.

QUOTE (nitetrain8601 @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 08:43 AM) False. All my friends' sisters are ugly for the most part. The person below me has been in a relationship for over 2 years. True. Especially at Hawk games The person below me has a favorite bar stool

We all know I'm old. Not as old as Yas and Jim, but old. I just completed a history assignment with the only citation needed, and approved, by my professor was, "I lived through it".

QUOTE (Middle Buffalo @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 07:54 AM) False. The person below me is shocked that Controlled Chaos' movie list doesn't include "Farenheit 9/11." True. The person below me woke up Thanksgiving morning and decided the best thing to do to start his day was to log on soxtalk.

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:53 PM) False. I have no brother. The person below me spends his summers in tight places with many young men. False, I have the entire Gulf of Mexico The person below me has removed the tag on a mattress under penalty of the law

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:49 PM) True They make the best gifts! The person below me was born outside of Illinois. False, Ravenswood Hospital, Northside The person below me has a younger brother

QUOTE (The Bones @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 08:46 PM) Religion teaches good morals for people to live by...er...um...something like that. much like patriotism

QUOTE (G&T @ Nov 26, 2008 -> 09:41 PM) False...if I can remember. The person below me is traveling for Thanksgiving. False, traveling for Christmas The person below me has regifted