Texsox

QUOTE (PlaySumFnJurny @ Dec 1, 2008 -> 03:26 PM) False. The person below me shoveled or cleared snow this morning. Can't shovel sunshine. False The person below me does not have a tradition "landline" telephone

I remember the stories growing up. My mom and Aunts and Uncle went to a different Catholic School, but sicne it was kind of like family, they knew a bunch of people over there. I feel bad for the Priest who made the "birthday party" remark. There really isn't anything good to say in those situations, it always seems to come off wrong. I wonder if it was hearing these stories growing up, Boy Scouts, or something else, but I do look for emergency exits, and take those safety drills serious to this day.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 29, 2008 -> 03:56 PM) I think you missed what the bald comment was in reference to He got it, he's just been with some really hot chicks

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!

At the beach, no problem, wear whatever you got on, kick them off, I don't care. Back at home, they must match your outfit or you will be asked to go home and make a better selection.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 1, 2008 -> 01:59 AM) False. Soxtalkers don't have that sort of attention span. The person below me thinks that Post Nasal Drip is a disgusting-sounding cereal that should never have seen grocery store shelves. True, it would be better as ice cream! The person below me is just posting to add one to his post count.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Nov 30, 2008 -> 09:45 AM) Pirates get some ransom loot http://www.suntimes.com/news/world/1306761...pirates.article France did that a while back, then bombed the life out of them and recovered the money.

QUOTE (Kid Gleason @ Nov 28, 2008 -> 12:27 AM) That You Tube "Play arrow" is almost perfectly placed. for what?

QUOTE (juddling @ Nov 28, 2008 -> 05:13 AM) true..... The person below me has won a prize over $500. True Member-Guest Golf Tournament The person below me has shoplifted

My grandmother passed away from pancreatic cancer, it's the b****iest of them all. If it has started to spread, he won't make Christmas.

Ah, the traditional Thanksgiving horror thread

QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 04:56 PM) False. The person below me will agree with me about the comic genius of Bea Arthur. True The person below me has left an anonymous note for a girl

QUOTE (knightni @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 02:20 PM) False. The person below me is working today. True, but just clearing up a couple little things that aren't too much. Also doing some homework. The person below me hasn't started their Christmas shopping.

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:45 AM) My Uncle Harley would be looking at me like...yeah what he said,Mount Prospect. Just be careful. Remember the fight that Popeye and Bluto got in when Bluto went to Mount Olive . . .

I love the one about the Cubs having won a world series

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:03 AM) Uncle Harley,I live in Chicago WTF are you talking about? D'Oh, haven't you ever heard of Mount Prospect?

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 11:08 AM) AAAHHH the gold ol' strip.If we did that poll back in your prime Tex the winner would probably be the never ending forest.Weird how things like that change. Prime? You are predicting the future

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:49 AM) LOL.Did the Hitler cut win? IIRC "landing strip" was the winner.

Paste the embedded url and turn on HTML below. Default is HTML off And he does have a nice ass. But this seems like a publicity or hoax video.

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:58 AM) Iam going to start a poll about the most attractive pubic hair. make certain none is an option and Aboz already started a similar poll. IIRC it was the most popular poll ever conducted here.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 10:35 AM) Mmmm, True and False. The person below me thinks boobs are overrated FALSE. Well actually small boobs are overrated The person below me drinks coffee with cream and sugar

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Nov 27, 2008 -> 09:48 AM) As recently as last night. The person below me has a secret addiction False, my post total is there for all to lament. The person below me finds this joke funny A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your Day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. The father says.'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,' She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and they're paying their own way.'

How can any rational thinking human say that with a straight face? How can you not read that and realize these this is crazy? I've heard guys claim the coach is an idiot or he doesn't like me when getting cut, but this is crazy.

I find women sexiest when they are naked and exclaiming, I can't believe we are doing it for the third time this year!