Queen Prawn

9-1 on Saturday with a Bonk goal! Jagr gets only one shot on goal in his debut with the Rangers !!!

That or an ECHL ref...one or the other. On a side note, I went to Cincy Saturday for a ECHL game and I loved the music that was played when the 3 officials skated in...the theme to the Three Stooges!

Blue moon ice cream is better.

Groceries - Cash Gas - Debit Card Stuff - either Debit Card or Credit Card depending on cost

LMAO!

That's another show that needs to have a pair of cement shoes on when it goes for a swim.

I don't know if this has been posted here before, but it's a good laugh. ****************************************************************** At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns," but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. "I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line." President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scale never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, 'Read my ellipse.' Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."

This 'show' is like a bad penny - it won't disappear for good.

QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! I get those about once a week in my junk mail box.

zach23

Sort of like the screeners that were hired for the airports? IIRC, 77 were dismissed recently because of faulty background checks or because the background checks were finally completed...can't remember which way the cookie crumbled on that.

It's too bad. They used up their scoring for the rest of the year squeezing out 7 goals last night!

I want to see it, but I will probably wait until it comes out on DVD.

Valid is in the eye of the beholder...

I hear you on that! I just didn't want to make any assumptions. Our plan is to wait about a year or so after the wedding to try to have a baby. But since we are having a longish engagement (haven't even set the date), we might not wait an entire year, but that's so far in the future that I am not giving a time frame much thought yet.

Steff is going to be a mommy? (or are you just saying when you have kids?)

11?! I was friends with a girl who had her first kid at 13 and I thought that was really young...

Yeah, I missed last night as well, what went down?

The human Beavis cracks me up every time I see him...

They are both annoying loons.

Yeah...That's the ticket! Seriously, yes that's exactly what I meant - lack of sleep, lack of O2 and an impromptu 'What the hell do you do at my company?' has be off a bit today (yeah, I know, it doesn't explain the rest of the time!).

Um, I think I'm agreeing with you...maybe I misunderstood the nullification thing. What I was trying to say is set aside the verdict.

He shouldn't have been tried for anything but statutory (sp?) rape, so yes, I think jury nullification should happen here. Dude should have thought with the right head before he did anything - I thought most knew that 15=jailbait.

Dale - makeup (don't know who the other dude is - did a search on altavista.com and this is what I found):