Soxplosion

Well were doubly as screwed with kenny in there... Besides, what are the ideas of mine that have been so horrible?

I say we overthrow and imprison the White Sox front office! It will take the help of everyone on this board, but we can do it! Well kidnap KW and JR from their fancy mansions wherever those may be and well imprison them in the the locker of Todd Ritchie, freshly released. Then well dismiss the rest of the front office and crown our own as the Sox' new leadership. Chisoxfn, as board administrator, gets the honors of owner while myself, as the leader of our Revolution, takes over as GM. Then chisoxfn, the new owner, appoints board members for the rest of the front office. Lets do it! Vive la revolution!

Well, good job KW, now when are ya gonna get a pitcher?

link I dont like hockey and I know hardly anything about it but this has got to be the funniest thing Ive ever read...

Not so fast, youre gonna have to try again. f***! The last ones mine! Hahahaha!

Great pickup. He would be better than Rowand (because of the injury, I have no doubt about this guys skill) or Borchard (not ready). Also, its not like were givin the world for him. Id say a one year deal for 750,000 dollars would get him. Maybe more but Im not the money man so Ill let Kenny figure that out. Uh-oh...

I hope he sucks... Screw the Skanks...

Traitor! f*** you, traitor! lol... Actually this thread is kinda boring, no good baseball talk on it. Dont delete it, just let it die...

f*** you, jackass. This is for people who want to vent, not for little babies like yourself. Go away. And what the f*** is up with all these f***in mood swings and false accusations of yours?! You f***in idiot, go f*** yourself...:****:****:****:****:****:****:****:****:****:****

You dont like the f*** thread? What kinda modern American wouldnt like a f*** thread? Cmon, jas, cheer up!

1101 total f***s and 6 f***ing obscene gestures! f*** YEAH! Weve even f***in achieved the f***in parental advisory label! f*** yeah! Cmon you f***ers, lets f***in keep this the f*** up! And btw, this is my f*** thread! Im supposed to get the f***in 1000th f***, which was achieved by hsc on a long run of f***s... f*** f*** f*** f*** f***, might as well get the 1100th f***...

f*** YOU BACK MOTHERf***ER. Thats 472 f***s, and one obscene gesture...

17 f***s (right on the f***ing average), now we have 468 f***s in all... We must be setting some kinda f***ing record...

Woohoo, thanks for the help dude! Including this post, thats 264 f***s. You alone had 179 f***s. No one outdoes me on my f*** thread! f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** Thats 180! 446 total f***s! Yipeeee! Over 26 posts thats like 17 total f***s! YEAH!

Woohoo! Over 23 f***ing posts on the "f*** thread" we have 82 f***s including these four! Thats like 3.5 f***s per post! Keep it up guys!

Helling would come cheap. And I dunno, it just seems as tho weve all given up on Wright so I followed the path which I thought everyone else would take.

OK, we give them Lee, Garland, Harris, Liefer and Malone for Colon, Vidro and Tatis but they keep Barrett and take 5 million of Tatis' 7 million salary. Wed use Tatis as a utility guy or possibly a leftfielder. We could transform Tatis to an outfielder, he has the speed and mobility... DJ SS Vidro 2B Frank DH Maggs RF Koney 1B Tatis LF Crede 3B Rowand CF Kreuter ? C Buerhle Colon Helling ? Ritchie Rauch

Oh come on, I gave this worthless pile of dog feces a chance and all hes done is screwup. Why, exactly, should he have sat on his hands? To miss out on stars like Ortiz and Byrd, which, might I add, he did anyways?

Man, this f***er KW seems more interested in dealing with Ritchies arbitration than in getting us a bigtime starter. And then he goes and says he wants a winning ballclub. No s***, dumbass...

Woo, "Kenny is king", thats funny. Im changing that now...

Id surely give up Lee for Ortiz and maybe Koney if we got Snow too. But KW was offered Ortiz for Liefer (loser), Harris (neverll be anything) and Malone/Stewart (very tradeable) but he said no! Jjav thinks he should be castrated for that, I think he should be hung...

f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, f***, thats six f***in more, oops, make that seven now... And LDF, I had hope for KW, I thought he would do great things, but not him, never. This man has no hope...

f*** the Braves (this years Yankees, those sons of b****es), f*** acquiring anyone to help the team, f*** Byrd, f*** Ortiz, f*** the Sox 2003 season, f*** EM ALL! I wanna find that f***in son of a b**** Ted Turner (or whoever else is running those f***ers nowadays) and pop that prick square in the face! f*** KW, I wanna hit him too. Woohoo, you f***er KW, let the good ones go and lets go get your version of a good pitcher, Omar Daal! We can have the marvelous combo of Todd Ritchie and Omar f***ing Daal! Theyll set the record for most losses by an mlb team singlehandedly! This f***in sucks, f*** this team.

I think the Twins annoy the hell out of everybody... God I hate that team...