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Touki T. took his start and at least kept them in it. Definitely can't trade Bieber now unless they White Flag the season.

Burger is the least of their problems. Anything he accomplished after where his career was three seasons ago was just playing with house money. He was so valued by the Sox they allowed him to play independent ball just to get at-bats.

They would probably end up with a detached retina or eye strain or car accident on the way back and forth to the office. Glaucoma drop might cause temporary blindness in Eloy.

Feels like the equivalent of recovering from the Black Sox Scandal. That only took about thirty years.

Don't win often when your two best hitters go 0 for 8 with 7 k's between them.

How does Jimenez not take at least one pitch? Dinner reservations?

Robert about to go into a 2-3 week slump again after the Golden Sombrero.

John Danks is back?

That's a new one this season. Two errors on the entire left side of the infield.

Biggest surprise was getting the out at second and not letting in the go ahead run.

Rick Hahn Standard of Excellence for the franchise's richest player...

All this game is missing is Harold/Kelenic comments.

$75. That's Grandal.

If that was the case for every Sox hitter, it would be the 2000 offense after adding Charles Johnson.

687 ops. Explosive.

Pressure's now really on Anderson...lol.

OH MY GOD!!!

Has Banks qualified for his full MLB pension yet?

Best decisions Hahn makes are ones totally out of his control...like Pollock leaving for less money.

Can't believe Pollock didn't hit a grand slam. Both offenses suck.

Grifol is awake?

Sheets saved his job for 2 more weeks.

Hitters always tend to try to do too much when an offense is struggling and a solo homer is a better option than stringing three hits together.

Kopech at 80 pitches. Likely just one more inning left.

Who do you replace them with? Burger is the only one hitting.