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Much like we did in 2000, we have a chance to DESTROY the Cubs season. Here's to the Sox sweeping these overrated pieces of s***. How's that great pitching staff of yours NOOOWWWW! The Cubs finish in 4th. You heard it here first. Mike Lowell? LMAO!! He's too expensive. The Cubs want to win on the "cheap." Dumbs***s.

LMAO!!! PISS ON YOU, SHAMMY!

Jose is hot. Much like we rode Frank's bat for 3 weeks - now we have to ride Jose's for the next 2 weeks. I don't care who we ride - as long as we're 5 games over .500 and battling for 1st place at the All-Star Break - I'm happy. We have 15 games left until the All-Star Break. I'm EXPECTING a 12-3 record at WORST. It's time to quit pissing around and it's time to show what the hell this team is all about.

Once again, Manuel shows that he is a moron. If you are going with Koch (who had been warming up for 2 innings), then you go to him to start the 9th. Instead, Manuel the Moron sticks Koch in the game with the bases loaded and no outs. That's just what you want to do with a closer whose confidence is shot to hell. Pure genius. "Hey, here's your chance to shine. Come in now with the bases juiced and no outs. Let's see your stuff." Manuel is a dips***.

Once again, he shows what a fraud he really is. Chet Coppock said it best 9 months ago - "Sammy Sosa is the most overrated baseball player in history." And once again, Shammy ignores the chance to be a team player. He swings for the fences every time up - looking to pad his worthless stats. According to STATS.INC - 81% of Sammy's homers have come when the Cubs were either up or down by 3 OR MORE RUNS. In other words, he's a FRAUD. Also, according to STATS.INC - Sammy's last homerun that tied a game - 1998. The last homerun that won a game - 1999. Enough said.

We should have swept the Padres, we should have swept the Scrubs, and we should have swept the Twinkies. But we didn't. Why? Because this team has yet to find it's identity. Here's hoping they find a f***ing clue in the next 16 games. We have a series against the NorthSide Numbnuts, a 3 game series against the Twinkies, and then a 10 game road trip against the true s***burgers of the American League. I expect, no let me enhance this, I EXPECT a 13-3 record against this pissant competition - 11-5 at THE WORST. It's time for the White Sox to find their balls.

A guy who regularly throws 98-100 doesn't just "lose it" - UNLESS there's a PHYSICAL PROBLEM or a MECHANICAL PROBLEM. DAMMIT - Cooper needs to figure what the problem is. Look at some old video and change his delivery. I never remember Koch falling off the mound with such fervor as he does now. And if it's not his delivery - then look at his arm's health. That would be the problem. Gee - it's pretty simple, isn't it?

Kenny overvalues every damn minor leaguer we have - and how many of them have contributed the last 3 years, or will every contribute to this team? That's what I thought. I'm still waiting on all those "can't miss prospects," Kenny. Overrate THIS, dunce.

Yasny, For the record, I ripped the Cubs a new one at dinner, and needless to say, my wife is sleeping in the guest bedroom tonight. God, she's so sensitive. LMAO!!! If I ever wanted out of this marriage, all I had to do would be to insult the Cubs every day. (She's a die-hard Cubs fan) But I love the woman, so I insult in sporadic moments. Needless to say, I left work 2 hours ago, and now I'll have a big bed all to myself. KICK ASS!!

If only there was such as thing as "corked steriod pills." Damn.

I just wish that DJ would really step out once in a while and let his "nasty side" come out once in a while - he's too nice and he's too subordinate. Instead of being known as "Hawk's sidekick" - how about making a name for yourself as well. Step out once in a while and just rip someone a new asshole. I would respect the crap out of him if he would do that.

If Prior has half a brain, he'll get the hell out of the Cubs organization as soon as his contract runs out - ala Greg Maddux. You will never reach your full potential pitching for those pieces of crap. How many more wins will their pathetic bullpen blow for him? Being a Cubs starting pitcher = A sentence you have to pay for the sins of the world

I don't think Ed Farmer knows much more than you or I - but he claims that Kong changed his hitting stance and that's what is killing him. As of now, he is a "team leader" - the team leader in disappointment.

Pssssst, my Sox brothers. If you haven't figured it out by now, I loathe the Cubs and their stupid fans. I wouldn't piss on a Cub fan if he was in flames and burning to death. I would only hope that I had some lighter fluid handy. When we sweep those puds, they will only be one game above .500. I wonder what Dusty Christ will do then.

I tried my ass off to get tickets to this weekend's series, but to no avail. So I'm heading to Upper Michigan for the weekend. However, I expect all the Sox fans to really give the business to Corky The 'Roid Boy when he takes right field later today. Let that cheater have it, folks! For the record, the Cubs are reaping what they sow - ONCE AGAIN. If you are STUPID enough to think that a career journeyman scrub can be your closer, and if you are STUPID enough to believe that Ramon Martinez, Lenny Harris, and Jose "K" Hernandez are enough to man third base for you - YOU DESERVE TO LOSE. The Scrubs are finally coming down to Earth and playing true Cub baseball - blowing leads, making errors, and not hitting worth a s***. You gotta love it! They have no need to improve the club or actually trade for Mike Lowell. Why bother? They will continue to fill up "The World's Largest Singles Bar" all summer, and rake in the money. And as usual, they will have a nice 4th place finish to show for it. Keep flocking to Wrigley, you lemming morons. I have some really nice ocean-front property in Nebraska to sell you dips***s. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice job by Billy Crotch - as usual, you SUCKED. I hope someone lines one of your meaty fastballs off your skull, dumbass. You and Buehrle are the biggest disappointments in Sox history. Nice goatee, dork.

Jimenez has the baseball instincts of a bag of hair. There's a good reason why that piece of crap has been with 3 teams in 3 years. Piss on him. And I wish I could - unless he's on fire - then I'd let him burn.

Tonight was the night ...... That we lost the season. I know I know - it's just one game, right? Bulls***. This game was ours to take. We got a HUGE ASS hit from Jose and led 5-1 against the division rivals and leaders. We had a chance to pull within 3 1/2 games and send a message to those Twins b****es. After tonight, I expect the Sox to just go through the motions and end up as 3rd place LOSERS in the worst division in baseball. This loss killed me and drained all my confidence as a fan - imagine what it did to the Sox team. Oh yeah - once again - Carlos Lee SUCKS. What a f***ing loser. Here's to you, Mr. Double Play ....... :fyou :fyou :fyou :fyou

This was a rail thin guy who threw a ton of pitches and a ton of innings, with a non-fluid motion. I think that the same fate is slowly happening to Pedro Martinez. I think his arm wil be shot within 3 years.

Josh Paul = Matt Merullo Sadly. He's a good guy, but he's not major league fodder. IMHO, Alomar will finish the year with the Sox and then become a coach. Olivo is our future - and what a kickass future he has. If only I could say the same for Borchard and Rowand. Oh well.

Growing up in a Cubs household (my parents and 3 siblings are Cubs fans), I learned to hate the Cardinals. I was in Canada in the Rocky Mountains when Kile died - it made me really sad. Even though I hate the Cardinals through sickening osmosis, that was devastating. I wish the best for his family. Kile wasn't dominant most of his career, but he was hitting his prime and had the best "Uncle Charley" I've seen since Blyleven or Nolan Ryan. Hopefully he's in a better place. And for the record, yes, the other 5 members of my family were Cubs fans - but I'm a White Sox fan. I'm also a borderline genius and a master of public relations, politics, AND geology - so take from that what you will!! If I had become a Cub fan - I would be living in a trailer park and picking my ass and sniffing my finger while I screwed my cousin.

Turd Ritchie - the worst acquistion by the Sox in HISTORY. Bursa sack this, Todd. Loser.

If Jack McDowell had laid off the split-fingered fastball (which has destroyed so many careers it's not funny), he would still be a dominant pitcher. I think he's' the best Sox pitcher in the last 20 years. I would root for Dotson (but he aged badly), or Hoyt (but cocaine and burritos killed him), but Black Jack is my choice. He was a dickhead, but he was a great pitcher before he blew his arm out. He had a chance to sign a nice contract (Mark Buerhle take notice!!), and he passed. Then he turned to s***.

I just get so damn frustrated. I watch the Diamondbacks win 7 in a row - I watched the Detoilet Tigers win 5 in a row - I watched the Padres win 8 of 11 - I get PISSED. Where's the Sox hot streak? According to simple baseball logic and history, every team goes on a hot streak. When the hell is ours? We need it NOW. I mean NOW. I want the Sox to win 5 of 6 from the Twins, and win all 3 games against the Crumbs this weekend.

I have noticed something about Marte - and maybe the major league teams have figured it out as well. WATCH HIM CAREFULLY - when he throws a fastball, he winds up and his whole body literally flies hard towards home plate. However, when he's throwing a breaking ball, he winds up and his body gently or less quickly, heads towards home plate. He basically winds up and hurls a fastball with his body moving fast, but he lessens his follow-through on his breaking ball and doesn't move as fast. That's my take. I've seen it all year. I hope Don Cooper has seen it too. How else can you explain the way he's been shelled the last month? If you don't believe me, just watch him pitch. It's more obvious than anything.