Wise Master Buehrle

Garcia will be facing Radke on Wednesday. Pitchers duel, anyone?

I've never met any of you bozos. Gonna keep hiding myself.

:fyou Work.

We can only hope we found our own Michael Barrett.

Steve Finley would be great but apparently he has a no-trade clause...

I am anxious as well, but they guys probably need a day to rest and meet Freddy and stuff.

None. I let them wallow in their pain. And I also get to tell my grandpa about it too!

I'd like Jason Kendall, and that Meadows guy from Pittsburgh. Maybe Toronto has a solid reliever they'd be willing to part with?

My boss, a senior citizen, on the Chicago rivalry: "Whenever the Cubs and Sox would meet in crosstown play, I'd normally go all Cubs, but this year, Ozzies got those guys playing to win and having fun, I'm really stuck at a crossroads on which to root for." KEEP CONVERTING THOSE BANDWAGONERS BABY!

Strongbadia isn't in Illinois, you know...

You were gone? Welcome back, hopefully you got all your computer problems sorted through.

Can you elaborate for those of us who know jack of earthquakes please?

You see, it's when a giant decides to step on an ant....

Action as in... broken things? Or action as in some rattling and shaking?

It was almost nothing in my area, and dismissed it as nothing until Elcaballo came up with this news. I had the music on and it sounded like there was continuous thunder occurring outside. I turned off the speakers and a few things were making rattling noises, no ground shaking that I can remember. I was in the basement as well.

How bad is it in the main area of occurrence?

HOLY s***! THATS WHAT THAT WAS!? Some things in my basement were shaking and rattling, and I was like "WTF is it storming out?" So I go upstairs and there's nothing. I figured FermiLab was doing some testing or something since I always hear their reactors and stuff in the middle of the night.

His losing record has everything to do with Seattles disappearing offense. Case in point, 3.20 ERA.

Brando is correct. Randy Johnson is the key. Arizona is a nice place and I wouldn't be surprised if he lived there, but one would think that they'd waive that no trade clause for a ring, no?

Yeah, add Olivo to that list.

I'm glad someone found my joke humerous.

You are Heather Perez, obviously.

I've read things saying that the Mariners have every intention of pursuing Garcia in the offseason. Man that would hurt.

No, he is a fat lazy underachieving bastard who is used to making flashy plays in the outfield.

Davis is making 1.4 million. We'd better be getting the cash to pay that.