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Before I go on my much needed vacation, I thought I'd leave you with a video of... THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE HASSELHOFF!! Feel free to dance in your office, I am... David Hasselhoff Rocks!!

Read the story before you decide... Free Beer at Hockey Games!!

Allright class, time to pair up for the study of Oral Sex. Sorry Johnny and Stan, you'll have to be lab partners because we have too many boys in this class.

In my Best Hawk Impression: You do?

"Shall I hold your ball or rosin your bat?"

I'm want a Kirsten Dunst Bobble-chest Doll night!

I know Kenny was interested a couple years back...but back way, not today.

I prefer using this guy 100 times instead of the finger... Use that as a lesson kids...That's what Johnny does..

We are IN first place!

Not only RBIs, but I also remember him scoring a couple Game Winning Runs too. To quote an old 80s cartoon: GO JOE!!!

And he shot Robocop too!! BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

We need Valentin and his LH stick. Send Willie and Kelly

You're right. I keep getting him and Oakland minor league phenom 2B Jose Ortiz confused. He played in Colorado, too, with Juan Uribe. I got it squared, now!

Juan Uribe! Is he finally showing the promise that Oakland thought he had? What do you do when Jose returns?

2003 - A Cub fan pissed on someone's front lawn outside of Wrigley Field

Way to go! It's times like these...I feel proud to be in the company of you fine folk... I'm getting emotional....

How many games has Juan played?!? You'd think they'd start throwing them by now... BTW, I think that was a breaking ball he DIDN'T swing at that walked home the winning run... So...to Inside Dish: :finger

Funny thing.. I NEVER played teeball or little league when I was a kid. You see, when my older brother played little league at 7 years old, I was 4. He got plunked in the head with a pitch...twice in a game. Luckily our family is blessed with hard skulls. But the result is my mother, who feared us walking into another room without her, decided I will not play any organized baseball as a youth. Which was kind of sad...I loved baseball, even at 4. My brother had no interest...still doesn't. Turnabout is fairplay! My son LOVES baseball, so he will get to play. My mom is going nuts.

I just picked up the uniforms for my son's Teeball team, for which I am the coach. Black Jersey, Grey pants and Black Hat...Sox logo!!! We are your 2004 TeeBall White Sox!!

The LINE SHOT promotion in 1998 was one of the most absurd ad campaigns I have ever seen for a Sports Team. For those who don't recall, it consisted of a series of commercials featuring Albert Belle, Frank Thomas and Robin Ventura and "secret-agent" crime fighters battling the evil Tim Kazurinsky. Bo Jackson played their driver and Jenny McCarthy was "the mysterious" girl. In one spot, Robin Ventura was kidnapped, tied to a chair wired to explosives. The villian exclaimed over the phone to Belle, in a bad Euro-trash accent: If Matt Karchner's fastball goes under 90mph...BOOOM!!" The unintential message: Come out to the ole ballpark for a night of Guns, Kidnapping and Terrorism! Big Ad Error on Gallas's part.

I love it! I set it on the tee and you guys hit it over the fence!

The first one who makes a joke about his coffin being Super-Sized gets a spanking! Mikey D's boss passes away

This is the part that ruffles me... Why write that? The Cubs have never displayed any interest in Mags. What an asswipe