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I have Comcast Digital Cable... I guess, I'll stay out of this conversation.

This is f***ing sad... What an amazing talent, such a vibrant storyteller... I had the pleasure of meeting him at the Goodman Theatre after one of his performances. Anyway, here's the rest of the story http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._mo/obit_gray_5

My 5 year old son has been learning about communion in Kindergarten and he is now certain that Jesus was made out of bread.

Don't get me started on Bad-ass pussy....

Haaaaapppppeeeeee...Happy Birthday to you...

Mine did too!!

For a political party that thrives on the platform of "No Big Government", they are getting rather...ahem...big. Forming addtional departments... Instituting Federal Law over State Laws... Constitutional admendments that are religiously based... Bad times...

Thank God ESPN didn't interview Neal Cotts or Steff's cover would be blown... no pun intended...

Fine...I can believe the baseball players...BUT NOT BILL ROMANOWSKI!!! Say it isn't so!!! What a scoop on that one...

Busy at work, eh Steff?

I'll make some predictions Picture: ROTK Actor: Penn Actress: Theron Sup Actor: Robbins Sup Actress: Aghdashloo Director: Jackson Screenplay: Lost in Translation (original) ROTK (adapted)

I still think Reed breaks camp as our starting CF and leadoff hitter.

I-I-I don't want the West Wing, Cookie...you scare me. I brought this wall from home... Ol' Gil's back on top!!!

Just short of perfection...Damn!

BEGOOD Name - 8 Sig - 9 Ava - 9 (I love Apu!)

Only February and Moron of the Year might be locked up!!

You shut up with that "logic" talk

I'm in! Registered my team Beecher Meats!

Why Peter cause he is Left-Handed?? The Sox have him until 2006...Jesus, what a moron

I won't miss ya...I'll hit the first time! Take care...

s***, Thats what I'm spending on hotel rooms alone at Disney World. poor mike...

You see.. You break the diet...YOU DIE!!! Bwhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!

Aaaarrrgh!!! All of these trade rumors drive me crazy!!

I am pretty much a lucid dreamer every night. Back whne I was in fifth grade, I had a night terror. Night Terrors are worse than nightmares. They are so scary that sometimes you cannot remember them, but you wake up screaming or sweating. Anyway, this effected me so much I read everything I could get my hands on on the subject of dreams. Soon I begandoing all of these exercises to promote lucid dreaming until it became second nature when I slept. I still will have nightmares, but I can deal with them now. Some fun dream tips I can give you: To prove to yourself you are in a dream, look at a clock, then look away and look back. The time will change. Try to read the newspaper...you can't get past one sentence. This has to do with the fact you dream with the side of your brain that does not handle these simple functions. To wake yourself up...Try closing your eyes and dive to the ground. Since your eyes are closed, you have eliminated your surroundings. You will feel like you are falling forever. It's a great sensation. At this time you can concentrate on another subject and change your dream or shake your body and you'll wake up. A lot of these things take practice...enjoy!

Damn, I'm going there in May...I guess I'll have to let my 5-year old carry me when I'm drunk.