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QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Aug 3, 2010 -> 02:19 AM) Didn't Gilmore win the HR Derby? Contact hitters usually do.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Aug 2, 2010 -> 05:53 PM) True. Now Clayton Kershaw? Oh yes. And thanks, guys. I'm off to the strip club. I'll probably be posting in the drunk thread around 2 or 3 tonight. Who the f*** is Jordan4life?

Jack's, which is a regional fast food chain down south, has fantastic chicken fingers. The real draw is their Comeback dipping sauce. It's a sweet and spicy sauce that's a combination of horseradish and fry sauce. Jack's

Hermida's available.

I've watched Lambo play the past few days.

QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 08:56 AM) Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like waking up with a sore throat! lol Maybe you shouldn't **** so much ****.

Why isn't there one of these? Please sticky this, mods.

Not really a joke, but I saw a kid wearing a Nike shirt that said "I'm going to be on a cereal box one day" and the first thought that popped into my head was only is he goes missing.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 04:07 PM) THey might hold onto him, but they might move him. I think we have a few deals to make between now and than. Sox are going to probably break camp with Morel and Viciedo as every day players. Maybe that is why Kenny wants Edwin Jackson, basically it ensures we have a super strong 5 man rotation to keep things close while the younger players develop and if everything goes well, next July, Kenny will be trying for that big bat again. Two rookie starting position players? Who's the new manager?

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 04:07 PM) He's trying to be nice and not rip Ozzie some more. Ah.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 04:04 PM) No comment ?

"Ozzie Hates Rookies," someone should claim that screen name ASAP.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 03:44 PM) This is all the proof I need! When JPN is down on the system you KNOW IT f***ING SUCKS! That also could be an indictment of my over optimism about the minor leaguers, but, oh well. C.J. swung wildly at a ball 4 feet out of the strike zone last night, I thought I suffered an aneurysm when I saw that.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 03:41 PM) Lots of late moves coming across. Jared Saltalamachia just got traded to Red Sox. I just died on the inside.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 03:44 PM) This is all the proof I need! When JPN is down on the system you KNOW IT f***ING SUCKS! You don't even know the half of it. I could write a Grammy award winning blues album about it.

If KW held onto Dayan, then Ozzie better play him more.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 03:36 PM) I don't even post at futuresox anymore (and that's a shame, Ozzieball is the s***). But there's flat nothing worth following. Not even Chase Blackwood and Ryan Buch. True, I've had a hard time thinking of something to talk about every week in JPNese. Even C.J. Retherford bums me out everytime I see him. He acts like he suffered amnesia in the offseason and forgot how to hit.

QUOTE (T R U @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 02:55 AM) why are you the official soxtalk nicknamer? your nicknames suck.. no offense I disagree too.

QUOTE (Linnwood @ Jul 31, 2010 -> 10:51 AM) Am I the only one who am glad this didn't happen? Me too, I hate Manny Ramirez.

Did he pitch like I described him?

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:44 PM) Wow, I guess we have different opinions....maybe I play too much fantasy baseball... That's just my interpretation of what he said, I have no idea of course.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:41 PM) It might not shock people, but it would make you say WOW....I don't know how you wouldn't say WOW if suddenly Matt Kemp was our starting RF... I would, just sounds like Cowley's saying it would blow people's minds, a la a major name.

Mark Reynolds?

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:39 PM) It'd shock the s*** outta me. Shocking, but not on the level that was stated.

QUOTE (sircaffey @ Jul 30, 2010 -> 05:37 PM) The Dodgers reportedly had issues with Kemp's attitude earlier in the year. I see the Dodgers moving him before Ethier. I don't think Kemp would really shock anybody. I'd be all for Ian Stewart though.