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Put a banana on his head… a spoiled rotten brown banana.

Crazy.

It’s actually possible to enjoy watching this sick f*** go down… to have it act as a stark reminder that your life isn’t that bad… and have compassion for the victims. Go peddle your judgements somewhere else, I need them like I need a hole in my head.

I’ll be pleasured as f*** to see this quacks house of cards fall.

It doesn’t make you smile that some sick fucks life is collapsing? Makes me smile and makes me realize my gripes are petty.

Just when you start thinking your own life is an absolute fucking train wreck… you see something like this and it makes you smile.

Came here expecting to read about this new pitcher he dodgers signed… instead saw just about everything else under the sun. ?????

That will likely be indefinite. ?

Your 2024 white sox slogan. ?

It’s hysterical… when I started calling him He Who Shall Not Be Named… I had never read a single Harry Potter line in my life. Over the last year I’ve read all 7 now to my son. Hysterical.

If I’m the dodgers I absolutely trade for Cease…. I’ll be surprised if they do though now.

Whoever told me it wouldn’t be the Dodgers because he wanted his own spotlight… time to own up. ?

I miss wet butt.

I don’t know, can’t put anything beyond Manspread.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I wish Portland would get a team but that’s likely just because I lived there before… visited when they had a minor league team and even that was a huge draw to move there for me. Once I did, the team had moved. ?

Huh well I guess that makes sense but all he’d have to do is pitch his fucking ass off and win some championships - then he’ll have his own shadow regardless of who’s by his side.

I still say Dodgers. Doubt this guy will pass up playing with his old teammate.

I’m sad to… very very very sad. Not really about this s%*# though. ?

I think he’s going to be a badass.

That’s wild. Imagine going to see a team and a dude who is legendary and passed years prior says your name in a video. ?

Yea it was a pretty useless article.

Agreed.

Lame. Our team is like my fucking life right now… so fucking lame.

Be careful, that word is banned around here.