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I want to poop in Steve Stones shoes right now.

Welcome to Soxtalk! ( ps. awesome username. )

Man, I must have just remembered his first two years in the league. Ugly.

Why?

I turned it off when the pitch was thrown before Thome swung. My Dad said, “why’d you do that?!?” I told him the game was over and that Thome was hitting it way back. Dad didn’t believe me but then turned it on to see I was right.

I miss him already.

I miss bucket.

Cruz + Wainwright + Molina / Flowers = drooling

The Cruz ship has sailed.

Top comparable for Wainright in his year 39 season is none other than Bartolo “I hit a homer off James Shields” Colon. Colon’s numbers that year were pretty damned good. Haven’t looked into any steamers or fan graphs or bwar projects on Wainright. Sincerely, -The Eternal Optimist

Yea, not likely but the best thing to pine for at this point. Other than say a big trade that shakes things up.

Would you be happy with Wainright at the 5 spot if he put up 115+ IP, a ERA+ above 114, and a 1.2 WHIP?

Wainwright + Molina or Flowers + Cruz = Let’s go. One can wish and hope.

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You do see this statement is a contradiction, yes?

I’m only happy when it rains.

Work monkey, work.

This is misused in such context and any further egregious errors will be cause for ridicule.

Shocking.

The unofficial welcoming committee hath expanded!

Welcome to Soxtalk!

How could you?

What is the best offering at Cheesecake Factory?

Movin on....

Yankees?